Jameson Tungsten

Fan of Dinosaurs, Figurines, Action and anything else that sends blood flow to my penis

[Jefferson “Thunderstorm” Richards @JeffersonThaMan]

Flat brim on LinkedIn is fucking touse #chills

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My names Skylar white. Yo.

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One of the most gay looking positions you can be in as a straight man is sitting passenger on a moped with another man driving…

Not proud of it man enough to say it, I have been that guy multiple times but it wasn’t guy cuz I’m the man

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How do I start my own country

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@p0cket_lint_ Ur welcome faggot

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I pick my nose more hours a day than I sleep. Constantly up there getting rid of the junk I don’t need. I don’t care if I have 3 people watching me if I get a feeling I relieve it. Sue me.

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@JackGoffman_ Picking my nose the whole damn way.

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Slating myself in for white boy of the year. Anyone got a problem come talk to me directly.

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I Fuggin hate city busses. They drive like maniacs.

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me: i havent seen u before. new here?

cashier: yep:) i just started today:)

me: right on, right on. say, could i get a mcflurry?

cashier: were actually not supposed to let u have mcflurrys bc they make u go
crazy

me: right on, right on

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Trader Joe’s employees were born with the career path already chosen for them

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Anyone who tries to keep me off the golf course is a terrorist. Idc if ur my mom, if u make plans on sunny 60° Saturday I’m eliminating the threat immediately. Consider this a warning terrorists.

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@JackGoffman_ Cowards.

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@skyrsupremacy Both keep the change

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Niggas in Iran thinking about it they gonna get hit with a missle strike before lunch, while I’m wondering what I’m gonna do if my instagram reel brain rot isn’t good before bed tonight. We aren’t the same don’t compare.

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Just made my new 2k build. Guy can do it all. No weaknesses.

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@_britmonkey I’m glad she was able to put this career past her and step into porn

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Trump posting his war highlights is electric. Made me think what could’ve been for me. I took a look at my football highlights, sighed briefly, cranked shaft and took a long shower. We got Alec Pierce (WBOY) getting paid millions. How am i any different, white handsome, athletic.

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CIA agent watching me must be disgusted. He’s seen my piece. He’s seen my reels. He probably has a case against me and is just waiting for me to fuck up.

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@JackGoffman_ I saw this on instagram. I don’t like cheaters. You my friend, are a cheater.