Colin Johnson

university of the cumberlands

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Argentina with three goals in just over ten minutes to take the lead against Egypt. Worst loss for Egypt since the Red Sea parted.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Olden State. Still hitting 99 on the Gun

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.

As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.

Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Curtis Granderson

That guy rocked.

[SNY @SNYtv]

The boys are back in town.

[New York Mets @Mets]

#OpeningDay starters 👏 #LGM

[BigBarrelGeorge @PapawWashington]

My world for the next 6 months if some 18-22 year olds put ball in hoop today

[Barstool Rocky Top @BarstoolTenn]

Naturally.

[🐺 jakobingebrigtsenloverr 🐺 @lovertoblame]

Groundhog says 6 more weeks of winter. Crazy Tennessee man called Laz says it's spring now. Do we need to make them fight to the death?

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Airline attendant: We are now boarding group 1 only. I repeat, group 1 ONLY.

Everyone from group 6:

[Hoops @Hoopss]

All Coach Carter said was get a 2.3 GPA and buy a tie from goodwill

And the whole hood was HEATED

[Chase @Chase6D]

They just created a million Bill Belichicks.

[Lupin @lupinxart]

i’m starting to understand why people sit
at coffee shops alone now.

[United Airlines @united]

Counting how many rows before the beverage cart gets to me 👀

[Tony Shiffman @CoachShiffman]

Officials in HS football checking to see if the players pants are covering their knees

[Ben Chase @BenGChase]

Dude said, “I win, Google me” and then won it all.

All time.

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

Can’t wait for Tomlin to say something like “you don’t bring sunscreen to a thunderstorm” in his post game presser

[Trilly Donovan @trillydonovan]

I would love to see interview graphics for regular jobs.

Let’s announce that Bob from accounting just interviewed at the firm on the other side of town because he wants a shorter commute.