L A P S I E

[(；一_一) reckful. @nmordecainu]

No that's Ovation.
Ovulation is the Alililili sound.

[acce @accekid]

Boss: "Many people we started with have already left, but you're still here with us. You're a great guy."

Me sending 40 CVs per hour:

[VERON @Veron_Owuco]

I want it to reach 10k and I see where they'll add another zero.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

POV: You're 2 drinks in and get the forbidden yawn instead of a buzz

[Momo, Esq.🦋💜 @MomooreolwaA]

Job hunting?
Proper humiliation ritual.

[gabby @gabby_0270]

“sir i’m not lying i did my assignment but i forgot it at home”

“my friend will you touch your toes”

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

You’ll find out when the bill come

[Dr.Henry Kaweesi @TweetsbyHenry]

😂😂. Mad dog.

[Big B @buhlesfineasf]

Actually… you wouldn’t be able to do that

[Mufasa 𓅓 @frenchmufasa]

Sit in Rice.

[The Romantic Mukiga @emeka_ug]

Nigerian phones were not charged

[Zay @yyyyeed]

Sir: I'm not from this class
I just came to borrow calculator"

"My friend just hold the table "

[electrowave baby 😈 @tandeka_mutebi]

Jaj guys need to stop overtaking from the left side man 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

"And your posts illuminate some humanity”

[leo @kimvieira0]

I'll be very disappointed if my kids don't steal my Mercedes to go impress baddies at some point in their lives😂

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

8.15 millions Raw abiding citizens.

[pops. @Mphod0lsk1]

A full tank needs to come with bottle girls holding up a cardboard sign

[Oku @oku_yungx]

You will think Nigerians are savages until you hit KENYA TWITTER 😭😭😭😭

[Captain @Qrisy_Qrisy]

FYI

Closing your business does not end tax obligations in Uganda. You should formally notify URA, file final returns, and deactivate the TIN, otherwise the tax man continues to expect returns and can issue assessments years later.

Under the Tax Procedures Code Act, a person who intends to discontinue a business liable to tax must give written notice to the Commissioner General at least 30 days before the date of discontinuance.

Failure to notify does not cancel the tax liability whether in or out of business.

The challenge comes from the process of deactivating the TIN especially a company TIN 🙌

[kimoda edungani @kolonelikris]

the only reason south Africans haven't called it quits is because wrapping up isn't something they used to back at home