Sammy J

NEVER go ass to mouth

[Sammy J @07SJones]

@_katieexley We need Chinese again

[Sammy J @07SJones]

Am I anything other than your last resort?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Yesterday: "Looking forward to a lie-in tomorrow!"

Today: Wide awake by 6am

[Sammy J @07SJones]

I said what I meant and I meant what I said.
Always.

[Sammy J @07SJones]

I just drunkenly are a salad.. what is wrong with me

[Sammy J @07SJones]

@_katieexley Well you're wrong!

[Sammy J @07SJones]

Why the fuck have people started wearing ripped jeans again? They weren't cool when we were twelve an they aren't cool now.

[Sammy J @07SJones]

I hate the M62.

[Sammy J @07SJones]

I'm amazed at how I still haven't lost my license

[Sammy J @07SJones]

It really grates me when people take forever to reply but are always on their phone #fuckyou

[Sammy J @07SJones]

When haven't been on twitter in months and find out it isn't blocked at work, here comes a day of doing nothing

[Sammy J @07SJones]

When you find out there's a band called "the front bottoms"😂😂

[Sammy J @07SJones]

I'm 20, it's Friday night after payday and I've been in bed with my teddy for three hours at ten o'clock. #LivingLife

[Sammy J @07SJones]

When you realise you've been walking around all day with a dubious white stain on your trousers #iswearitstoothpaste

[Sammy J @07SJones]

@_katieexley find a dick and suck it 😉

[Sammy J @07SJones]

May we never go to hell but always be on the way😈

[Sammy J @07SJones]

@_katieexley @MedievalReacts it's not that little

[Sammy J @07SJones]

@_katieexley @ohlookitspippa you are both cunts.

[Sammy J @07SJones]

@ohlookitspippa @_katieexley we should have a catch up this weekend

[Sammy J @07SJones]

@ohlookitspippa @_katieexley rejected💔