About a week ago we turned Social, but why did we do this?
In the progress of buiding GazzPad and Gazz Funds, we realized that the main thing that changed from the 2021 bull cycle to the 2026 one, is that trading is now a social thing.
Just how we went from chatting in video games to using @discord for socializing, we went from chatting on telegram to now reading a thesis on @fomo, @BasedBot and now even on https://t.co/nvX71aHCI5 directly!
The future of trading and investing is social, less people touch grass, and we need to adapt to that, and give people what they need and want.
Along with adding friends, follow and secure E2E chats on our platform, we are also one of first to allow limit-orders on memecoins, and our investment funds.
Later this week we will reopen our prediction market, with the first of its kind AI Agent Oracle, which will be 20+ agents whom power the Oracle of resolutions.
Welcome to the future of Finance!
On Robinhood Chain!
@BSCNews and @PancakeSwap both have millions of followers, yet their follower lists only consist of a few hundred.Meanwhile, @GAZZFUN has been followed by them. It is recommended to allocate 1%-5% of your investment portfolio to it to avoid future regrets.Haha. $GAZZ πππππ
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GazzPad is now live on Robinhood Chain, bringing a new approach to token launches with @PancakeSwap liquidity.
The launchpad features:
β’ Up to 2% creator fees
β’ Fees routed to holders
β’ Buyback & burn
β’ Invest & Lottery Modes
β’ Vesting periods of up to 5 years
Built around fee routing rather than the typical bonding curve model.
GazzPad is live, with its first launches now on the way.
I am proud to introduce GazzPad.
People have for a long time thought we quit the launchpad wars because we pivoted to investment funds, but we kept it on the down low and never quit.
For the first time, we have mixed financial instruments like investment funds into a launchpad, while giving the first launchpad the ability to airdrop up to 10 assets to holders.
You can mix all fee modes and give them weight, which can be 20% lottery, 20% investment mode, 20% creator fee, and 20% buyback and burn. Itβs up to you!
All coins launch straight into a @PancakeSwap liquidity pool, and as PancakeSwap themselves called us, robinhood:0x08a5d78a4bc7754e8aff87b4509e007baeb685f3 to infinity, we decided to launch into their most prominent pools: the Infinity Pool.
There is probably a lot more I have yet to say here, but I hope you all enjoy it and try it out.
We also launched our own stablecoin, $GUSD, which is for now our full platform token, backed 1:1 by robinhood:0x5fc5360d0400a0fd4f2af552add042d716f1d168. So try that out as well for signatureless buys and sells, and for now, limit orders on memecoins!
On-chain finance chased the upside and skipped the base.
Fixed Income Funds are the base.
Tokenized short-term treasuries and bonds, held on chain. Steady yield & low volatility.
Every serious market is built on a risk-free floor. Now that floor lives on chain, in one signature, priced at live NAV.
This is the quiet half of finance finally arriving on chain. Not the trade you brag about. The one you hold and earn steady yield.
Fixed Income Funds go live Sunday, and next phase is Bonds.
JUST IN: @GAZZFUN is rolling out its Fund V2 upgrade this Sunday π
Introducing Fixed Income Funds, alongside a major fee cut from 2% to 0.2%.
The upgrade also brings updates to cadence rotation and OracleAI amplification.