Introducing GAZZ Funds.
Investment funds on-chain. Fully autonomous.
Pick between 230 funds launched on Robinhood Chain. Every fund gets its own @PancakeSwap Infinity pool with a 2% fee hook that pays holders and creators.
Standard funds hold a fixed basket of stocks, commodities and memecoins. Exposure adjusts by on-chain guarded algorithm
High-Yield funds rotate. 30 risk classes, from a 30 day cadence down to 30 minutes, reallocating exposure through the algorithm and amplified by AI.
The future is here. GAZZ Funds. Built for holders. Built for creators.
https://t.co/nvX71aHCI5 is growing fast, so we rebuilt the whole thing to stay ahead of it.
Everything got an upgrade. Faster pages, faster loads, faster everything, across the 450+ API endpoints running the platform behind the scenes.
The goal is simple. Carry 50,000 people a day and millions of coins without the app ever slowing down. Most of that work you will never see, and that is the point. It just feels instant.
More of you are showing up every week. Predict, StockSlot, the Funds, the launchpad, all of it is busier than ever, and now it is built to carry a lot more.
We are not slowing down. This is the foundation for what comes next.
Later this week Predict is being reopened with $GUSD our stablecoin as the backbone, stay tuned for that!
Prediction Market opens this week.
As before you can still predict on memecoins, NFTs, Stocks and much more!
The new market will as V1 settle on Robinhood Chain, but what is different is the Oracle, we will be the first to introduce Agentic Oracle.
More later this week!
About a week ago we turned Social, but why did we do this?
In the progress of buiding GazzPad and Gazz Funds, we realized that the main thing that changed from the 2021 bull cycle to the 2026 one, is that trading is now a social thing.
Just how we went from chatting in video games to using @discord for socializing, we went from chatting on telegram to now reading a thesis on @fomo, @BasedBot and now even on https://t.co/nvX71aHCI5 directly!
The future of trading and investing is social, less people touch grass, and we need to adapt to that, and give people what they need and want.
Along with adding friends, follow and secure E2E chats on our platform, we are also one of first to allow limit-orders on memecoins, and our investment funds.
Later this week we will reopen our prediction market, with the first of its kind AI Agent Oracle, which will be 20+ agents whom power the Oracle of resolutions.
Welcome to the future of Finance!
On Robinhood Chain!
@BSCNews and @PancakeSwap both have millions of followers, yet their follower lists only consist of a few hundred.Meanwhile, @GAZZFUN has been followed by them. It is recommended to allocate 1%-5% of your investment portfolio to it to avoid future regrets.Haha. $GAZZ 💎💎💎💎💎
This is a great read on where $gazz stands in the future and the funds and stocks, along with how @PancakeSwap comes into play
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I am proud to introduce GazzPad.
People have for a long time thought we quit the launchpad wars because we pivoted to investment funds, but we kept it on the down low and never quit.
For the first time, we have mixed financial instruments like investment funds into a launchpad, while giving the first launchpad the ability to airdrop up to 10 assets to holders.
You can mix all fee modes and give them weight, which can be 20% lottery, 20% investment mode, 20% creator fee, and 20% buyback and burn. It’s up to you!
All coins launch straight into a @PancakeSwap liquidity pool, and as PancakeSwap themselves called us, robinhood:0x08a5d78a4bc7754e8aff87b4509e007baeb685f3 to infinity, we decided to launch into their most prominent pools: the Infinity Pool.
There is probably a lot more I have yet to say here, but I hope you all enjoy it and try it out.
We also launched our own stablecoin, $GUSD, which is for now our full platform token, backed 1:1 by robinhood:0x5fc5360d0400a0fd4f2af552add042d716f1d168. So try that out as well for signatureless buys and sells, and for now, limit orders on memecoins!