@LisaForteUK email the BBC immediately with an off-the-cuff, frank and hastily put together statement. be sure to include the words "nation state" and "advanced threat actor" to make sure you get through their email spam filters.
@LisaForteUK A new digital partner opted to make a rapid off site backup of our estate and deployed unbreakable encryption technology to safeguard our data from unauthorized access.
What they didn't tell us is that we are no longer authorised either.
@UK_Daniel_Card yes because I bought a sneaky iOS 0day from ze dark webz for $16,000 (bargain) which just so happens to defeat every layer of security control on your device and on the access point πΏπΏπΏ
π€£π€£π€£ okay okay sorry i couldn't keep it together π€£π€£π€£
@LisaForteUK Reports can be considered as the end output of multiple security processes/initiatives which build up a positive culture. So if you're getting reports, those processes are working. It gets my vote.