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[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i arrive to your pool party, wearing goggles i brought from home, ready to enter the pool - i bring no treat to share, no verbal greeting. this is about access to a pool for me

[bob appetit @flugenhof]

the problem with AI isn't just that it's ugly and lazy, it's indicative of a culture uncaring about everything. you have to care about something. you have to care about what you're putting out in the world. you have to make effort somewhere so people can perceive it.

[Aria 😷 @ErsteKatze]

I bring a "genAI is bad and I judge you for using it for everything" vibe to the table that people really don't appreciate.

[MugFPL @PandaNoComply]

Each potential final really has its own narrative

🇦🇷 🇫🇷 (World Cup 2022 rematch)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇪🇸 (Euro 2024 rematch)
🇦🇷 🇪🇸 (Dream for Barca fans)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇫🇷 (Dream for Madrid fans)
🇵🇹 🇲🇽 (Simpsons predicted final)

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

ai generated ads just straight up shouldnt even be legal like its literally the definition of false advertising and yet it gets a pass

[Vivian @MxVivianWulf]

Become a hermit then.

[John Cross @johncrossmirror]

FIFA have lost control of their own tournament. From the moment Donald Trump made the call to get Balogun off the hook, it left them in utter disarray. From now on, every decision will be greeted with accusations of double standards. It's why the only way FIFA can regain respect and control is for Gianni Infantino to resign.

[Spirangelos @spiroferrer]

Why does no search function - email, twitter search, google, etc work at all anymore even if you use advanced search or old fashioned query tools

[Andy Barbixa @andybizzo]

Tenho quase certeza que boa parte dos torcedores dos EUA (e incluo Trump) acharam que a suspensão para a partida seguinte significaria que a Bélgica iria jogar com 11 e EUA com 10.

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

too late i have already described myself as the benevolent 7 dots of knowledge genius and you as the ignorant yet curious 3 dot moron

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

How big a crisis is this for Infantino ? Very, very big.
FIFA can manipulate World Cup hosting votes and get away with it, but for many member nations when it potentially manipulates the result of a World Cup quarterfinal that is beyond what is acceptable.

[Toney @toneyq73]

If I’m Belgium I’m refusing to play the game. You can’t change the rules because a fat orange paedophile tells you it’s his tournament and he decides who plays. Utterly fucking ridiculous

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

Infantino must go.

No matter where it’s held, the World Cup belongs to the fans – not gangsters like Trump.

We need someone who’ll finally kick corruption out of FIFA.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Rachel Kryshak @RachelKryshak]

To be clear: Whether it is or isn’t a red to Balogun is now irrelevant. Government interference is a violation of FIFA Article 2 & 15, and the punishment is disqualification and suspension. Nepal was suspended.

This is an admission of the violation.

[Bosnian Football @BosniaNTBall]

Whether it is or isn’t a red to Balogun is now irrelevant. Government interference is a violation of FIFA Article 2 & 15, and the punishment is disqualification and suspension. #FIFAWorldCup

[Alex @AO1865]

Dan Burn for the last 20 minutes:

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Gryffix]

Objectively the funniest thing the ref could do at the US - Belgium game is immediately giving Balogun a red card.

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

I think pigs will learn to fly before anyone in Congo cheers for Belgium.