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sweet little honey 🍯 not like other viziers

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

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[The Jesting Ronin @pizzagoblin666]

going absolutely ape shit in my Lord's wheat fields

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i mean its also because smartphones have broken the social contract and strangers film you, plus every place costs like 50 dollars

[emily north @north0fnorth]

i’m convinced car dependency and suburban sprawl promoting anti-social attitudes like “being in a public place with strangers is scary and bad” majorly contributes to why so many people are extremely regressive, tribalist, and paranoid these days

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

@JTommins the music blogosphere before everything went to youtube or streamers!!!

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

All men are brothers

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Draven1683 I fucking love Canada.

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

silly old woman, the real problem is you obviously have a cursed piano

[Grace @graceyldn]

My mum’s worried she’s going to be investigated because all three of our piano tuners have died.

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

@mattsutaaki you get a lotta lake up yr nose

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i am not to proud to say i have dated two men specifically for boat privileges, they were good ppl ofc but the boat was the draw

[Gerbert Gunkle @TianaHRR]

U can tell the economy is fucked up cuz it used to be that if u dated a white person u had a pretty good chance of going boating, now the average white person is 2 or even in some cases 3 ppl removed from a boat. Something is not right.....

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

@mattsutaaki i wasn't v good lol

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

@mattsutaaki wakeboard boats 💀 i'm albertan ok

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

too* proud. don't judge me

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

.@HunterBiden Blur or Oasis?

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

@VeinRichard [licking my himalayan salt lamp] can we keep it open,

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

@sahararelic @seintlaurent @chribdotnet amen

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

@sahararelic @seintlaurent @chribdotnet i thought the joke was that they were unemployed

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i bet insufferable people who can't paint used to say this about fruit

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

"oil painting of modern day object" is such a tired hack bit

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

lmao bruce springsteen loves to sing things like 🎶yr not a beauty but hey yr alright🎶 and still manages to be like one of the top ten most romantic men

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

if u make less than 100,000 a year, i want you to listen to 'badlands' by bruce springsteen, eat a seasonal fruit and have the best day (also everyone thinks yr hot)

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

@zapovednix i'm a poser i'm a freewheeler now lol

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

idk if this was hipster shit but there was a period of time in that era where for some reason we weren't washing our jeans. i remember having dirty pairs of jeans stuffed in my fridge freezer lol

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

@zapovednix 🫡🫡🫡

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

fuck yeah lets make him big 👩‍🔬

[Strange Animals @Strange_Animals]

A new species of crab that's purple with glowing yellow eyes has been discovered. It's called Geosesarma dennerle.

(Photo Chris Lukhapu)