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Let's talk shop

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

Have fun getting fishy fingers in the stingray touch tank, losers, I'm just here to scope the belugas (turning and gazing into the soulful eyes of a moray eel for the first time) My God

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

As I wander group-to-group at this party, my mystical orb conveys insights that guide me in how best to navigate the social landscape. "This person is ignorant of portals", "This person has middling interest in portals", "This person cares not for portals"

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

My fantasy world has three stimulant drugs: Speed of Body, Speed of Mind, and Speed of Heart. There is however only one depressant, and that is Beer

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

(coworker mentions a restaurant) Oh! Yeah, I've been there. I was trapped in there for eight months. The nights were cold and the days got so hot. Ambience was incredible. A few weeks in I had to eat the other guy

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

When faced with a surprising situation, I like to ask myself the "Five Whats":
1. What?
2. What happened?
3. What is this?
4. What does this mean?
5. What's going on?

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

Seems everyone's very interested in emails these days, yet signups for my personal newsletter remain characteristically low

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

Denying all responsibility for my actions by claiming to be an emanation of Avalokiteśvawrong, the Bodhisattva of Attachment, who's vowed to liberate all sentient beings by demonstrating the dangers of living in total opposition to the Dharma

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@rithsattendant I didn't see what the big deal was until I saw they breached every covenant. Sometimes, risk limits need to be blown past. But to mess with the covenants... to breach them...

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Starting a psychotherapy practice and diagnosing every client with "insufficient awe"

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I switched my phone to grayscale but it's only become more addictive, it feels like I'm reading a newspaper, something in my brain must understand that this is an appropriate thing for a man in his thirties to do

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@holobody Hi! Knowledge is a physical substance (a brown ichor) that you can generate by thinking very hard ("processing")

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

Heard about this new trend called trapped in a room posting where you post about the little room you're trapped in and all the little puzzles you have to solve to get out! My room is featureless with gray walls and I don't know how I got here

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

Let me show you all my favorite traffic lights around here. I love making U-turns at this one. That one's so long, you usually have time to get a few origami cranes in order. My record is four origami cranes

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

@wristchad I've only ever known the one...

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(grading papers at witch school) Interesting hex, but it's incomplete. You've increased the subject's perspiratory rate and done nothing to their thirst response. Hex nullified by the body's homeostatic mechanism. Embarrassing

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

The opposite of love is not hate, it's "decherishment", a type of disposition I've theorized where you impair the loving capacity of the creatures around you

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@barnaclebucket Hit me up on Brunfty

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

Ten days in the pit have taught me more than ten years outside. For instance, I've learned help, help me, get me out of here, is there anyone out there, please send help

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

@Discollaborator You'd do well to remember your place, laborer...

[The Unahugger @ned_flaczynski]

I can communicate with my handlers by stepping on large buttons labeled with certain words

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

At times like these, when society glorifies intimidation and tricks, it's important to keep in mind the Three Compassions: holding funerals for the dead, collecting lustrous baubles, solving water displacement puzzles with the competence of a seven-year-old