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has never been a problem and doesnt foresee being a problem

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This country is a disgrace.

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2024 angel of death….. *les marsaillaise plays in background*

[Dr. Mike McClelland 🌈 @magicmikewrites]

You think you’ve seen it all and then your 13-year-old blind beagle throws up the French flag in the middle of the night.

[໊ @user0000O0]

born to kms forced to say “it is what it is”

[k888 @im_k8andiknowit]

me at 1 day pregnant: omg the baby is craving ketamine

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Someone make Valeria a twitter tv influencer - my connections - please pull your strings here - thanks

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@valesmf Kms

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Vidas pasadas………

[Rocky Pajarito lol @RockyPajarito]

nearly apologized to my therapist for trauma dumping earlier

[Rocky Pajarito lol @RockyPajarito]

baptisms are cool but they should pop some balsamic vinegar on that baby after da oil

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

I made this for anyone who needs it

[pj @pjayevans]

Posting an infographic on my ig story and then going to brunch and eating some of LA’s hottest cuisine with six of my boys

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Watching a movie with my mommy...i think it's called awake or sumthin...idk

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@timgrieve @AJI_Fellowships Hi Tim! Are you looking for a copy editor only in the DC region? (Couldn't tell if only the reporters needed to be DC-based.) Thanks!

[soph @alivegirl001101]

this is the most cursed plane ive ever been on the engine heater iced over so we had to stop in salt lake city for two hours while they changed it and we just got back on and a life raft in the back suddenly exploded and hit a gay flight attendant in the head

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My improv team has a monthly show where we do fake corporate improv and I always make the fb event. I write fake testimonials (which no one reads) but I'm getting bored so this month I made them romantic

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This month in “fake testimonials written for an event that no one will read” featuring Aaron Sorkin and Matt Besser

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Literally havent stopped thinking about this

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First homemade loaf turned out beautifully 😊

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Larping as Kendall Roy on Club Penguin