Noodle

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Why do seniors need property tax relief? Have they tried eating less avocado toast?

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

[madelyn met dnp :’) @phanlorswift]

ME WHEN PHUPLOAD

[★ mich ★ @themostphun]

i just feel like your beef shouldn’t be with 2 queer artists using an optional donation platform after 16 years of free content under constant harassment, but with platforms like youtube that make it impossible to talk about queerness or mental health and also make a living

[Noodle @0chickennoodles]

i think im having an aneurism

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

IS PHAN REAL? one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the internet - we're gonna talk about it https://t.co/co4EINP3oM

[Noodle @0chickennoodles]

I love inciting chaos within the campaign I'm in, being the youngest has its perks

[Noodle @0chickennoodles]

it's finally happend, i'm obsessed with D20

[Noodle @0chickennoodles]

@incantatasomni i’m going insane

[Noodle @0chickennoodles]

sitting at my big girl job and reading through the tl feels actually insane

[Noodle @0chickennoodles]

@soupparrot hehe

[Noodle @0chickennoodles]

I was at a law school forum today, took out my phone to scan a qr code, fucking ao3 tab opened

[Noodle @0chickennoodles]

I am so violently ill from covid rn, i lasted 4 years and then bam went into a whole foods and got it 😔

[Noodle @0chickennoodles]

i lived bitch