Dan P

I'm probably drunk

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

Pull up a chair. Cayde-6 has a story to tell...

[Dan P @0danp]

@mariaaddante_ thanks bae❤️ #CheeseballsWereLit

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. Mass shooting

2. Discuss gun policy for 1-8 weeks

3. Do nothing

4. Move on to other topics

5. Repeat

[Dan P @0danp]

That moment when Nick gets mad at you and deletes u off of all social media #dramatic @nickdifeleech 😂

[Dan P @0danp]

Dear whoever stole my wallet, I hope shattering my glass was worth the $3.25 that was in there, go buy yourself a junior chicken, on me.

[. @AzukOfficiaI]

*cue the fart gifs* #AgentsofSHIELD

[Dan P @0danp]

I can't even focus on live tweeting... THIS. IS. EVERYTHING. @AgentsofSHIELD #AgentsofSHIELD #SeasonFinale @ChloeBennet4 @IMBrettDalton

[Dan P @0danp]

It's been 10 minutes and I'm freaking out #hive #rage @AgentsofSHIELD #AgentsofSHIELD @ChloeBennet4 @IMBrettDalton @LukeMitchell__

[Dan P @0danp]

Been excited for #AgentsofSHIELD Finale since last week. But I'm NOT ready @ChloeBennet4 @clarkgregg @MingNa @LukeMitchell__ @IMBrettDalton

[Luke Mitchell @LukeMitchell__]

Tonight's THE NIGHT!!
#AgentsofSHIELD
#2HourSeasonFinale

[Dan P @0danp]

So my mom just called me a slut