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Magic/FF/MTGxFF/FFTCG 😮
L2 in spirit 👻

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@McDonaldsCanada The Junior Chicken is not a two-handed sandwich

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Is it even still FF7 if you're not forcing your chocobos to breed incestuously

[Genki✨ @Genki_JPN]

Naoki Hamaguchi says in FF7 Revelation you will have a single Chocobo, that is Piko from FF7 Rebirth!

Instead of catching different types of Chocobo with special abilities for certain regions, Piko will grow and gain new abilities, such as flying, that by the end you can use in all regions of the world map.

https://t.co/sqszbrDSCP

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called.

I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years.

"Nobunaga."

He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly.

"Perfect. Banana, party of one."

Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now.

Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands.

I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready.

It woke.

It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master.

He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room.

"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"

A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me.

All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!"

So tell me honestly.

For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came.

When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana?

Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.

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@0deko4head @SaffronOlive No, because even if you put the fourth and fifth counters on at the same time, it still sees that you put on the fourth counter.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

@Richie__301 やはりそうであったか。
無念でござる。

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@Mengu09 @ToaMichael @ThrabenU Italian locals players devastated to realize they now have to worry about running into Mengu at Store Champs

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@smimgle @RevBobTheJunkie @Ambar_SIFF_MRA Taiwanese people speak Mandarin/Taiwanese, not Cantonese

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@Intrepid_Tautog 4 for limited, 3 if you specifically want to bring back Ponza.

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@ObvVillain Actually in a post-Phlage world I might cut Skullcrack before Eidolon but those last few slots should be filled based on your expected meta

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@ObvVillain Not saying the deck is top tier but the build has issues. Eidolon isn't good anymore, put Rifts back in. 4 fetches isn't enough for Searing Blaze/Barb Ring. Play 4 Vantages, 8 is too many Canyon/Barb Ring.

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@AidanCossi12438 @masoneclark This is a "target player loses next turn" situation. I think "[cardname] cannot begin the match in your sideboard" removes the ambiguity while preserving functionality.

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I am sorry @watakko_kurashi

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@Bennieeexyz This is probably AI but we have @onionweigher irl

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@LilBubbey @401games We hold police officers to a higher standard than the average citizen. The fact that they did this at all means they either thought they could get away with it, or didn't care about the consequences, not to mention the fact that all 3 were complicit.

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@LilBubbey @401games Probably better, but definitely not perfect

https://t.co/blTl8YOmMU

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@wzrdnx Back in the day people jumped through insane hoops to misinterpret Book Burning (and similarly Browbeat) to mean:

"This deals 6 and mills 6 unless you show me your own Book Burning"

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@mtgbanding This is about the Reserved List isn't it

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@GregorStocks @kurohitsuki Hoping @PVDDR gives permission. I went to look for the Thoughtseize/Hymn article a few months back and didn't find it, but I'm glad to see still exists here.

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@LoftonTCG @SaffronOlive Why do the people who win one game randomly get hosed with this system? What does it accomplish?

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@RockeT_n_GrooT @aakashgupta Why are you making things up

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@RockeT_n_GrooT @aakashgupta You mean the government? 🤔