stone(d) hashira

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[stone(d) hashira @0g_squirrel]

she literally thinks im cute and she literally wants to have sex

[Prof KKC @KaranjaKeita]

#FuckChristopherColumbus

[stone(d) hashira @0g_squirrel]

is drake maye ok

[David J. Chao - ProFootballDoc @ProFootballDoc]

Some mandatory OSHA training incoming

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

she not a girl, its miss toler

[uno @1xunoo]

This was MY love island.

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Today is the 21st of September.

[free lunch @freelunchfel0n]

they’ll put a kalshi ad in yo ass if you let em goddamn!

[mika @mikasagrada]

"2026 VAI SER MEU ANO"

eu em setembro:

[stone(d) hashira @0g_squirrel]

me doing damage control to the damage i caused 😭

[Chicken @Decapolis_11]

not all heros wear capes

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

“Finally a day off”

The day off:

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

hot take: your friends SHOULD call you out on your shitty behavior.

[Liza @Li33aaa]

men happened

[SCARYSPONGE! @SussedSponge]

The greatest to ever do it

[learie @astrogeanie]

"cut off" sounds too polite. that bitch is banished from the realm.

[stone(d) hashira @0g_squirrel]

idk whats worse this or it turning into a 45 minute lecture

[?! @suboptimalprim3]

you finally decide to vent to your mom and it suddenly turns into a competition of who's struggling more

[c ⋆ ｡ ✭ @fvoriterecord]

do the helen keller and talk with your hips is a line you could only get away with in 2008

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

See fellas, yall be in my dm/the wrong dm and it’s women out here who think like this…. Dm her!!!!

[T•Y 👨🏽‍💻 @Chilled_Ty]

Your job is important but, so are your workouts, your lunch breaks, vacation days, hobbies, the people waiting for you when you get home.
Works pays for your life. It isn't supposed to replace it.

[stone(d) hashira @0g_squirrel]

spending over $1000 at once for a bill is debilitating pain

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Yes because I’m not in a fucking cult