Toosh

Football enthusiast.YNWA
humanity is one race.
on time on point.

[Toosh @0lbugarist]

Mafrumbanyaa

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Is this the music lessons we have right now in CBC

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

We can confirm Andoni Iraola has agreed a deal to become the club’s new head coach ahead of the 2026-27 season 🤝

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

🏆 BACK 2 BACK 🏆

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ARNE SLOT AND LIVERPOOL TO PART WAYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. 💣

It’s over between the Dutch manager and Liverpool after end of the season review. 👋🏼

Andoni Iraola, clear favorite to take over as next #LFC head coach.

[Toosh @0lbugarist]

@Number1GenZ @KibetBrima Dm unipe mpango

[Engineer Things @EngineerThing]

Bolt & Spanner Size Guide 🔧

[Toosh @0lbugarist]

Slot out Now

[Toosh @0lbugarist]

@ellyserwaaa What's good about that hoe

[Omwamba Family 🇰🇪 @OmwambaFamily]

Drop your handle we follow you 🤜

[Toosh @0lbugarist]

@AnfieldPapers @pauljoyce_ Bulshit

[GISTE @ggiste]

Ukiwa na 60 Bob yako.

Buy Standard Newspaper

Angalia front page

Please Save Ruto…

Just peruse hapo mbio mbio

Go straight to page 20..

Spend 1 hour understanding how the rich are making money.

Let’s start with Money Market Fund and the interest rates they are offering’;

1. Etica Money Market - 11.22%
2. Lofty Corban - 10.15%
3. Gen Africa - 10.05%
4. Madison - 10.42%
5. Jubilee MMf - 10.17%
6. Kuza MMf - 10.36%
7. Arvocarp - 11.03%

Fixed Income Funds (Bond Fund) with highest returns are
1. Gen Africa - 10.5%
2. Co-Op Bond Fund - 10.16%
3. Co-Op Gratuity Fixed Income - 11.07%
4. Madison - 10.78%
5. Kuza Fixed - 11.55%
6. Etica Fixed Income - 13.20%
7. Jubilee Fixed - 10.97%
8. ICEA - 12.93%
9. African Alliance - 11.67%

Special Funds with highest returns
1. Lofty Corban - 15.27%
2. Etica special fund - 12.98%

Special funds changes in the last 24hrs
1. African Alliance - 0.9%
2. CIC Equity Fund - 2.6%
3. Arvocarp Thamani - 0%
4. Britam Equity - 3.48%

On the stock market (Just yesterday)
1. Car and General went up by 11.45%
2. Total Kenya went up by 6.06%
3. TP Serena went up by 4.49%
4. Uchumi went up by 1.62%
5. KQ went up by 1.25%

It means and investor who bought car and general shares on Wednesday and sold them on Friday made 11.45% profit. If he or she had invested Kshs. 1 Million he would have made Kshs. 114,500 in a single day!

Thats crazy.

Those buying crude oil made a profit of 2.6% per barrel, Gold +80.70%

Those who sold Bitcoins saw bad things. They made a loss of 2.03%

Those who invested in forex Euro/Usd made a 1.1703% margin.

S&P futures made a gain of 27%, Nasdaq futures made a gain of 131%

Buana making a 131% return in a day is crazy!

In Kenya though the Stock market did not perform well. The NSe 20- Share index went down 0.90 points. Wueeeeeh while and average of all the traded shares went down by 0.73 points. It was not a good day for traders..

Wewe Umenunua gazeti usome how Ruto want to be saved ama to Build wealth?

Remember inflation has jumped from 4.4% to 5.6%. Inflation going up is a bad thing to the poor and a good thing to the rich.

To the poor it shows the economy is shrinking and performing poorly. To the rich it shows the economy is expanding and growing.

Tutafute pesa jomba.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

AGC Tenwek hospital built a Cardio Thoracic facility from scratch.

It cost about kah. 5 Billion.

176 beds, 6 theatre, a lab, a blood bank, 52 ICU units, endoscopy.

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

We now move to Elgeyo Marakwet. Take a listen

[Toosh @0lbugarist]

@AnfieldRd96 Ngumoah should be getting minutes,
Now that we are sure with champions league spot, let's prepare for next season

[The Kiambu Magazine @kiambu_magazine]

"Si unipeleke Kwa Ruto nikapigwe Risasi!!"Uko Turkana County Mambo imechemka

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Hii kanisa iko wapi😂

[Toosh @0lbugarist]

@FabrizioRomano Deserved the sack, yesterday they played a very poor game

[Toosh @0lbugarist]

Football is really funny, imagine Mancity are likely to win a treble this season

[Toosh @0lbugarist]

@1drizz Tell them ooh

[Eric @amerix]

Therapy is for simps, soy and cucks.

Just fix your life.

Have a plan.

Write goals.

Stick to the goals.

Be disciplined.

Be determined.

Be repetitive.

Be focused.

Be optimistic.

The universe will align.