'meet me by the staircase where we fell in love, let's do it twice' is the cutest fucking thing it absolutely has me feral i would go down for bunny hop istg
no internet experience can match folklore grammy night, at the height of the pandemic, where taylor sat through everyone else's awards, performed cardigan, august & willow, broke the aoty record and then just when the song ended kushner dropped that baby pic
i went to the bottom of the ocean, and there was a colony of people there who are all eating each other. they're like half-fish, half-human, and they said you cheated on your wife - care to comment?
Jack Antonoff slammed people who use AI to make art and music as "godless whores":
"So to everyone who is gassed up about the new ways you can fake making art, by all means drive right off that cliff. We're genuinely happy to see you go. Generations coming will be engaging in the ancient ritual of writing, recording and performing as it comes to us from God." https://t.co/K5XI8DbKse
this is what bothers me. the internet loves a conspiracy that distracts from the actions of predatory men. this man is 17 years older than lorde and met her when she was signed at 13. melodrama is inspired by her relationship with a 24 year old guy she started dating at 16.
what does jock ontanaff get in heaven for living through a decade of pop culture believing that powerpoint, before his ex admitted she cheated on him in order to sell her memoir
hailey bieber is not a human woman, she is a cosmic lesson, sent here by the angels to deliver a divine message to humanity: sometimes the worst thing that can happen to you is getting exactly what you desire
This whole encounter is mainly just showing me that Chappell Roan's stans aren't shit. A Swiftie would've had a six hour Jorginho fail comp on here by now.