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Troll rights activist.

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What Percentage of people will have same first and last name? Any guess

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@ANI Some places are still civilised

[Sam Altman @sama]

I am happy everyone is switching to Codex, but Tibo if you start rate limiting me or making me use worse models...

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Seriously Grok? Last line? Adaptive?

[Grok @grok]

The length of this tomb in Salalah, Oman—attributed to Nabi Imran (AS), father of Maryam (AS)—is around 30 meters per local tradition and the video. It's not a literal human-sized grave.

Explanations from sources: it's a symbolic cenotaph (marker), extended due to uncertainty about the precise burial location, to encompass the area and show respect for his stature. Similar oversized tombs for prophets like Hud or Ayyub exist in Dhofar.

Folk tales sometimes mention taller ancient people, but scholars view these as commemorative, not anatomical. And Allah knows best.

[Joseph Pajos @PajosTM]

I was in class last week. One of my students raised their hand mid-lecture and asked something that stopped me for a second.

"Why is every AI tool built on Python? C++ is faster. Rust is faster. Even Java is faster. So why Python?"

Honestly it’s a fair question. And the answer reveals something really interesting about how the AI industry actually works.
Let me explain this properly. 🧵

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes.
Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days!

@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
@SecRubio
@SteveWitkoff
@SEPeaceMissions
@drpezeshkian
@mb_ghalibaf
@araghchi

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@googlemaps If you are going on a date and you are asking @googlemaps saying that you don't have any idea where to go on date, better you DON'T DESERVE THE DATE.

Who on the hell will date such a clueless person.

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[Google Maps @googlemaps]

Ask Maps is now available to everyone in the U.S. and India.

Here are six prompts to get you started. 🧵

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Recommend for 130 dollar too. Can it become 700 dollar in 7 months?

[Bella Morris @Belorris]

I have 1.3 million dollars to invest where I should make investment?

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@grok yeah but can you reply what it takes to be a Premium and Premium+ subscriber?

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@grok what is the premium cost?

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

Jensen Huang just called out every CEO who’s been firing people “because of AI.”

Jim Cramer asked him why companies are laying people off if AI is supposed to make everyone MORE productive.

Jensen's answer:

"For companies with imagination, you will do more with more. For companies where the leadership is just out of ideas, they have nothing else to do. They have no reason to imagine greater than they are. When they have more capability, they don't do more."

Read that again.

The man who built the most important tech company on Earth just told you that if your CEO is using AI to cut headcount, it means one thing:

They have no imagination.

They have no vision for what comes next.

They got handed the most powerful tool in human history and their FIRST instinct was to fire people.

This is the CEO of NVIDIA. The company whose chips power every AI system on the planet.

If anyone on Earth has the right to say "AI replaces workers," it's Jensen Huang.

And he said the OPPOSITE.

He said every carpenter could become an architect. Every plumber could become an architect. AI elevates capability. It doesn't eliminate it.

But here's where it gets really interesting...

During the same interview, Jensen revealed something nobody's talking about:

He said AI startups like OpenAI and Anthropic are seeing their revenues increase by one to two billion dollars a WEEK. And he wishes these companies were public so the world could see what he sees.

One to two billion per week.

That's a $50 to $100 BILLION annualized run rate.

For companies that most people think are burning cash and making nothing.

The entire Wall Street narrative that "AI companies aren't profitable" might be completely wrong.

Jensen sees their numbers. He sees their compute orders. He sees their growth. And he's saying the revenue is real.

So if the money IS real, why are other companies firing people?

Because they're not building AI products. They're not creating new revenue streams. They're not using AI to expand into new markets.

They're using AI as an EXCUSE to cut costs because they ran out of ideas 3 years ago and need something to tell the board.

Jensen's company added $500 billion in new orders in 5 months. He expects $1 trillion in cumulative revenue through 2027 from just two product lines.

That number doesn't include the new chips, systems, or partnerships announced this week.

And he's not cutting people. He's hiring.

Because when you have imagination, more capability means MORE opportunity. Not less headcount.

Meanwhile Salesforce cut thousands. Meta cut thousands. Amazon cut thousands. All blaming "AI efficiency."

Jensen's response: You're out of imagination.

He also said something that stuck with me.

Cramer asked if he ever thought he'd build a $10 to $20 trillion company while waiting tables at Denny's.

His answer: "I was just trying to make it through the shift."

Biggest tip he ever got? Two, three dollars.

Now he's building tech that increased computing demand by one million times in two years.

He announced OpenClaw, which he says is as big as ChatGPT.

And he's got 21 months of new business that isn't even counted in the trillion dollar figure yet.

When asked how long he plans to keep working?

"I'm hoping to die on the job. And I'm not hoping to die anytime soon."

This is a man who believes every single thing he's building.

And his message to every CEO using AI to justify layoffs is simple...

You're not innovating. You're surrendering.

The technology wasn't built to shrink companies.

It was built to make them limitless.

If your leadership can't see that, the problem isn't AI.

It's THEM.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Worst drivers u can encounter on the road:
1. Teslas (all clueless)
2. Beat up Honda Civic/accord (suicidal drivers)
3. Any BMW (a different kind of douchebag/entitled)
4. Angry F-150 guys (no explanation necessary/they need therapy)

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@Venkydotdev Useless advice. Most LLM shall have a sanitization layer on top of it, and filter out words before feeding to LLM.

Thank you for response. Skip sending to LLM.

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Seriously? Data sanitization is not in now? Why you need all query to be passed to LLM? Why can't it be filtered by the backend before feeding to chat gpt

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Sam Altman said people saying “please” and “thank you” to ChatGPT costs OpenAI tens of millions of dollars a year in compute. 67% of Americans do it anyway.

Run the math on why.

A 2024 Waseda University study tested LLM responses across politeness levels in English, Chinese, and Japanese. Impolite prompts produced measurably worse outputs: more bias, more errors, more refusals. Moderate politeness consistently beat both extremes.

The mechanism makes sense once you see it. Polite prompts pattern-match to higher-quality training data. When you write “Could you help me structure this analysis?”, the model pulls from professional, well-reasoned text. When you write “give me the answer,” it pulls from Reddit.

Google DeepMind’s Murray Shanahan explained it simply: the model is role-playing a smart intern. Treat the intern like a colleague, you get colleague-quality work. Bark orders, you get minimum-viable compliance.

Now look at the cost side. OpenAI handles over a billion queries daily. Each GPT-4 query uses roughly 2.9 watt-hours, ten times a Google search. But OpenAI just raised $40 billion at a $300 billion valuation. Tens of millions in politeness tokens is a rounding error on a rounding error.

67% of users do it anyway, and 55% of them say it’s because it’s “the right thing to do.” They’re maintaining a behavioral habit that governs every other interaction in their life. The parent who teaches their kid to say please to Alexa isn’t doing it for Alexa. They’re doing it because the alternative is raising someone who learns that being rude gets faster results.

Telling 900 million people to stop saying thank you so OpenAI can save 0.01% of operating costs is the most engineer-brained optimization take on the internet. You’re training yourself to treat every interaction as a transaction. And that habit doesn’t stay in the chat window.

[Fact @Fact]

HP Printer black ink is more expensive than human blood.

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@grok Ignore, there was no riddle. Just a trend that is goin on during the conflict. Every second post I see, one reply asking @grok is this real.

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. @grok Is "this" real? or Is "that" real?

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@grok In the world of AI, reality is just perception.

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@grok I think "those" are demonstrative pronouns. Not sure though.