Faustus

Arcane arts and shitcoinery

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

There are two types of people in the world:

1. those who know how to use fibs

2. poor people.

ATH is still programmed tho.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

$TSLA, the supposed Trump beta, is up 15% on the news, meanwhile $COIN is up 30%.

Lesson in there.

ATH is programmed.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

Your ancestors had to fight wars, survive famine and travel across oceans on literal rafts.

You have one (1) thing you need to do to make it: not fuck up the next few months.

Lock. the. fuck. in.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

$TSLA, the supposed Trump beta, is up 15% on the news, meanwhile $COIN is up 30%.

Lesson in there.

ATH is programmed.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

When I saw the $BTC ticker widget on my phone after waking up, I didn't even need to look at the news to know what happened.

Congrats, burgers. Gensler out, Elon in, and our bags to Valhalla 🫡

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

@TylerDurden I think he does that most nights. Or he should at any rate.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

@TylerDurden Mad respect. Most newbies have no idea who he is, but hopefully his release will reinvigorate the cypherpunk ethos that was the bedrock of this space.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

Ansem to prison, doesn't matter who wins, probably just impacts how quickly it happens and where else we go on the journey

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

2021: "the market is so good you don't have to do FA"

2024: "holy shit the market is so good, maybe even FA will work this time instead of just memes pumping"

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

A week and -20% after everyone suddenly started talking about $ENA, it's retesting support and trend.

This is how you find entries: not by aping when everyone is shilling, but marking out levels and waiting for a pullback.

If this holds it's golden.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

@xbtGBH Not 6 million? 💀

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

What if it's a team-affiliated wallet, burning a couple mil to make sure liquidity all the way to the edges will be thicker than ever?

Think about it: this makes you want to post some far-off limits in case of another fat finger, doesn't it? Hell I might even do that myself 🫡

[Stats @punk9059]

A wallet moved $3,000,000 to Polymarket today and put it all immediately on "YES" for Trump.

His only issue: he cleared the whole order book and bought $274,300 worth of shares at 99.7%.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

On the whole AI agent meta:

LLMs writing tweets is nothing new. The only difference is that low-tier KOLs used to hide the fact they're using them, but now they've figured out these "agents" have meme potential.

Don't get me wrong, real AI agents are coming. But this ain't it.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

@goodalexander Yeah that's what I said to the tax agency too.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

@Pancakesbrah Onboarded* her into a new house 👍

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

@john_iller Depends on the kind imo. Purely crypto-based and decentralised stablecoins - which can also track cost of living or a basket of currencies and not necessarily USD - are pretty safe as long as they don't mess with TradFi stuff.

They're awful in terms of capital efficiency tho.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

@DarkCryptoLord @CryptoHayes @zhusu @inversebrah Get me in this future evidence filing lil shit

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

Most new entrants to the space have ZERO clue what a $BTC God candle feels like.

It brings a tsunami of good vibes that ties the whole crypto community together.

Not the PvP lunacy of hunting 5k market cap memes.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

Plenty of the newer participants don't even know what a Bitcoin god candle feels like.

When I watched 20k being broken for the first time with like 15 coworkers all glued to the screens in amazement, no one was thinking about their alt bags.

I feel like first timers will be watching 100k get smashed and think "oh shit how's my 10k MC pornstar token on SOL doing?"

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

@AgentChud Yes, but those obnoxious meme shillers in replies are like addicts offering to suck people off for some crack.

Though the reply shillers tend to be a bit less financially successful.

[Faustus @0xFaustus]

@Cointelegraph They're about to realise a whole new meaning to being "down under" 💀