Fed

professional fed. tag me in all illegal crypto twitter behaviour and i will protect and serve our great community - for the greater good. so help me god.

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

I, Fed, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Crypto Twitter against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion;

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@1NDi60 I'll let it slide

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

[Isabel Hunter @isabelhunter]

Exclusive footage —- Do Kwon and Han Chang-joon leaving Montenegrin court in handcuffs

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@ReetikaTrades she's our top officer 🫡

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@ReetikaTrades @Rager @carlmoon @inversebrah

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@hentaiavenger66 is that so?

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@inversebrah @MightySpxdey Smolting is our top agent, employee of ze month every time

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@koreanjewcrypto heh

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@0xfbifemboy Lemme know which gate real quick...

Asking for a friend.

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@DextMoon @cobie @Nostradumbass23 @poordart @CL207 @FBI I'm on the case bro

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@inversebrah Special Agent Smolting is on the case again 🫡

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

When I took my oath I promised to protect and serve by mistake. I thought they meant protect and swerve.

Protect - the citizens of CT.

Swerve - these hoes.

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@traderknightz @CL207 @cobie @FBI It's an honor to serve the great people of CT Mr. Bitcoin University Sir. 🫡

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@traderknightz @CL207 @cobie @FBI Uhhh

I'm on my way to his residence as we speak, don't worry about it Sir.

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@CL207 @cobie @FBI Yikes bros, that's sus af

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@elonmusk @saylor @Cryptoking @RBReich Will I get banned for being a pretend Fed?

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@jimtalbot @insilicobunker @WatcherGuru moving in

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@cobie Yeah right 👮

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

Snowden a crypto influencer now?

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

There's still a lot of trouble ahead, but for the first time in a while I'm starting to feel the itch to scale back in.

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

@inversebrah @officer_secret @0xfbifemboy Interesting...

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

In all honesty, he may have significantly misinterpreted something I said.

If that's true, I can see why and I don't really blame him.

[Fed @0xFederalAgent]

Do Kwon didn't want the smoke with the Feds.