Ryan 🇺🇸

[Ryan 🇺🇸 @0xRyanK]

$MSTR

[lil retard @comic]

If you bought $MSTR 12 months ago when bitcoin was $74k, you have only made 6% gains.

If you bought BTC 12 months ago you have made 51.5% gains

So basically a 8x higher return buying BTC > MSTR

Make up all the excuses you want but MSTR is not “intelligent leverage” or “amplified bitcoin”.

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

Last night in NYC I saw this guy balancing Ethereum on his head

[Ryan 🇺🇸 @0xRyanK]

@Chefofmemes Odd.

You spent the last month shills this literal shit.

[CoinDesk @CoinDesk]

INSIGHT: The two biggest crypto bulls are now sitting on roughly $22.5B in unrealized losses.

Michael Saylor’s $BTC position is down $12.5B, while Tom Lee’s ETH treasury is down more than $10B as Ethereum plunged 25% in 10 days.

[Pius the Banker @PiusSprenger]

How’s your money market fund doing?

[esk @_esk_kse_]

we been going hard for too long

[Newsy @NewsyJohnson]

how it feels scrolling the timeline watching zcash get fudded to zero

Newsy Johnson

[Ryan 🇺🇸 @0xRyanK]

@lex_node ETH $4300 in November 21

[Tyler @TylerDurden]

Zcash can’t be valued because we need to know how many tokens exist. Simple maffs

[Ryan 🇺🇸 @0xRyanK]

@BitcoinPierre @Jason How we looking?

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Hunter Biden says coke found at the White House was not his:

“It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my dr-gs.”

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

this is why prediction markets are worthless
truth is up to some arbiter, who also has a conflict of interest

[willo2 @willo2_Poly]

I was just scammed for $500K by Polymarket.

I am "willo2", the top holder of YES on "MicroStrategy sells Bitcoin by May 31st".

Here's what happened:

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

The reason why videogames have declined in quality in one picture

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

AI has to be the greatest psyop in history.

They've convinced the public to "invest" (fund) the construction of their own surveillance state.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

[MAVERICK X @MAVERIC68078049]

No AI data center is worth losing this.

[Bando @bandosei]

The Worst Crypto Predictions Ever:

1. Ansem

-95% across the board.

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

I have been suspended from eBay

[Beanie @beaniemaxi]

For context, this is the guy that pivoted from crypto to promoting mattresses at the absolute bottom of the 2023 bear market. And then came back to attempt to raise a billion dollars for a DAT at the absolute pico top of the DAT bubble. What it means is that crypto is back baby!

[Ryan 🇺🇸 @0xRyanK]

@Patrick664664 @joecoin_ anything else is cope