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today I will make a rich

[Zach Rynes | CLG @ChainLinkGod]

Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry

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@SkylineReport @grok did trump post these on TruthSocial?

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@Y0K0S0N @grok what’s this statement about as poor as the poorest state, true?

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@retardmode Yeah this shit is trivial and doesn’t provide meaningful information. Chicago: violent crime map overlays red across the whole map. Popeyes is everywhere. Names DON’T EVEN WORK, no visual indication.

Only thing that makes sense knowing the demographic of the city is Boost. L

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@elonmusk @cb_doge $TSLA puts going to print next week

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@KarlRadl To look at the damage?

[PsyopAnime @PsyopAnime]

POV: you started world war III over an 8-ball

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@AzFlin @grok is this real

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@r1xlabs This man is putting in WORK

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@r1xlabs Huge

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@r1xlabs devs GitHub checks out. My bags are packed

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@aggrmeme wen token

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Okay I need a tutorial on how to launch an agent from scratch

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@Lemmeholdsum @atmdotday this is a honeypot do not buy

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Okay but why is this so hilarious

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#JEMZ App is safu and works with Phantom. Need 1.5M for premium features.

This will send.

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@LarryOzK1 @JemzAI_Official @solana @toly Do you have connection for Phantom and Backback?

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@LarryOzK1 @JemzAI_Official @solana @toly App works on mobile

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@JemzAI_Official @LarryOzK1 Let’s goo! Make sure to post on community as well

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@0r4ngejuix you sly dog