Simon

Developer || Researcher. Chelsea 💙

[Simon @0x_ximon]

@JackEllis You skipped "tweet about it"

[Simon @0x_ximon]

@UnkleAyo But the IPO was created with the poor in mind!!! The billionaire and my bank apps said so!

[Simon @0x_ximon]

@carrotxbt Wish you full recovery.

[publikphigor @publikphigor]

I made a video about what Seyi's father and the APC have done to Nigeria

[Simon @0x_ximon]

@jacobtechtavern I've never seen code this beautiful before.

[Simon @0x_ximon]

It's crazy that I'm just learning about the Coordinate Compression algorithm. It would have saved me so much pain when dealing with large grids in the past.

[Simon @0x_ximon]

I just love how good Claude is at generating visualizations. Saves me a lot of time, not having to draw the state transitions myself on pen and paper.

[Simon @0x_ximon]

Nor be me ona go use as exit liquidity

[Simon @0x_ximon]

I DON'T WANT TO BUY DANGOTE STOCKS. STOP SENDING ME NOTIFICATIONS AND EMAILS ABOUT IT!!!

[Simon @0x_ximon]

@PJaccetturo Brainrot, the movie. Now airing in cinemas near you.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

The only networking that matters

[Zed A. Shaw, Writer @lzsthw]

Make
Them
Pay

[Simon @0x_ximon]

@Proton_Pass blahblah felt too insecure, so I added a space in between and reused it everywhere.

[aisha @spinelessaisha]

do you people even like computer science

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

Every time I learn a fact like this about programming, something inside me dies permanently

[Irakli 🚀 @TheSpacerr]

Do not forget how to code.

AI won’t build illegal apps.
You will.

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[Arram @arram]

Recurring vibe-coding experience:
"Can you make me a demo"
> One-shots incredible demo that's 75% what I want.
"Can you fix x y z details?"
> Six hours later and every iteration is worse.

[Jahir Sheikh @jahirsheikh8]

Me trying to defend my O(n³) solution during the coding interview

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high