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chasing corner cases

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@EQBank @PCFinancial @pc_optimum After receiving the phone number for @PCFinancial via @pc_optimum DM, I guess I will just complete the circle and reach out to @EQBank

[🍵ᢸ @0xdecaffc0ffee]

Received an email with an exclusive offer from @EQBank to apply for a
@PCFinancial Mastercard before July 31 and receive $150 in @pc_optimum points. Only 50k points arrived, $100 are missing. Next: Support nightmare, 3 teams are sending me back and forth for 10 days.

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@EQBank @PCFinancial @pc_optimum Q: should I try @EQBank support again?

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@ohmypy Very interested in providing feedback

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

Universe
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🌌 Milky Way
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10¹⁸
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💫 Solar System
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☀️ Sun
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🌍 Earth
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🏔 Mountains
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🐋 Whales
👫 Humans
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🐞 Ladybug
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🦠 Virus
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🧬 DNA
⚛️ Atoms
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⚡️ Electrons
⚫️ Quarks

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Lightsabers https://t.co/N8lkIw2hJX

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Head of Engineering | Head of Sales
Head of Design | Head of Product

[qntm @qntm]

"Given an input file with four billion non-negative integers, provide an algorithm to generate an integer that is not contained in the file"

I multiply all the non-zero integers together and return the result

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

Hey math/CS dorks - what's your intuition on why it's almost certainly the case that P=/=NP? Like, if a philosophy-minded student asked you why it'd surprise you if P=NP, what would you say?

[Canadian Space Agency @csa_asc]

So apparently, quite a few of you see a cat in this satellite image. Does it mean it should have been named Cat Breton instead of Cape Breton? Help us sort out this confusion please.

Credit and full description of this image: https://t.co/uD5VdWjltQ

[Aiven @aiven_io]

"Brokers are red, 🎶
Partitions are blue,
All I consume,
Produced by you."

Happy Valentine's Day 🧡

Lyrics by our Site Reliability Engineer Jouko Strömmer. 🦀

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@bagder Use a shell heredoc?
% curl -d @- URL <<EOF
{"key": "$envvar", "user": "$(whoami)"}
EOF

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Byzantine generals at work

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

Clever algorithm to find out whether or not 2 words are anagrams

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

Brute-forcing a 256-bit key would require a minimum energy of 590000000000000000000 Suns during 1 year!

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Fixing a bug live on production code illustrated ...