Shit Product Manager

CPO at FTX previously Theranos, WeWork and Flappy Bird.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Head of Engineering | Head of Sales
Head of Design | Head of Product

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Needs to select a cheaper model…

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

When you fire the copyrighter and replace them with AI.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

I don’t trust people who don’t have a @WhatsApp profile pic and neither should you…

[FORTUNE @FortuneMagazine]

"We got rid of our HR team.”

Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow defended sweeping workforce cuts at Bolt—including a recent layoff affecting roughly 30% of employees—as well as his decision to eliminate the company’s HR team.

#FortuneWorkplaceSummit | https://t.co/8iLEhnNoWf

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Those that can, do.

Those that can’t @LinkedIn.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

“We used to obsess about building great products but now we’re just a token reseller”

Name and shame!

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Well I for one am SHOCKED that the Metaverse didn’t become the hip hoppity place for all the cool dudez to hang.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Whoever started the rumour that LinkedIn engagement is valuable and/or expected really ruined the world for us all.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

European engineers when @pagerduty goes off on a Saturday.

[Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen]

Following the ongoing situation in Iran, I am convening a special Security College on Monday.

For regional security and stability, it is of the utmost importance that there is no further escalation through Iran’s unjustified attacks on partners in the region.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

This will be a @HarvardBiz study in the next 12 months.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

@bhalligan Extra context… https://t.co/TiqeMXSvap

[Will Slaughter @BamaBonds]

In 3 years from December 2019 to December 2022, Block $XYZ more than tripled its headcount from 3,900 to 12,500.

Unwinding less than half an insane COVID overhiring binge has much more to do with Jack Dorsey's managerial incompetence than whether AI is going to take your job.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Leadership is hard. Brown nosing is easy.

[@jason @Jason]

@jack @blocks Leadership is hard, but this feels like (another) visionary move. 🫡

Have never sold a share, since being a private investor in square 🙏🏼

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

@bhalligan Employees

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Just another ̶b̶r̶i̶c̶k̶ @blocks in the wall…

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

There is NOTHING worse than retired people who post on LinkedIn.

[Oracle @Oracle]

The NVIDIA-OpenAI deal has zero impact on our financial relationship with OpenAI. We remain highly confident in OpenAI’s ability to raise funds and meet its commitments.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

yes, totally agree

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

DM I get everyday:

“You need to increase rate limits. I keep getting locked out of the app.”

I check their account:

User is running a script that replies “good morning”and “yes, totally agree” to thousands of posts

2 weeks later:

“Why am I banned?”

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Happy New Year! Here’s to all the shareholder value we can bring in 2026. Starting today before performance reviews get firmed up. #family

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

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