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feral @wenllama 🦙

[Matt Herdman @MattHerdman]

Europe: “America has no soccer culture”

America: *does a wildly corrupt thing with the president of fifa*

Europe: no not like that

[🇧🇦 @hoodhokage]

the last time a bosnian was part of such global controversy it sparked ww1 lmfao

[Matt DeLuca @MattDeLuca]

In most countries if you see this your country is about to get a new Wikipedia section

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[kyle @kylecompute]

i bet you are you slimy fuck

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Every time

[leticia @ltcxrbs]

se não for pra ser assim, eu não quero.

[Lime and Mets @LimeMets]

Mets fans at Citi Field: “This is torture. This team is going to be the death of me!”

The Norwegians in the stands who have no clue what the fuck is going on:

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.

[Ibrahim Elkamali 🇺🇦 @IbrahimElkamali]

New Claude code update is crazy

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

This must be what it feels like standing in line for frozen yogurt

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

no one is illegal on stolen claude

[carwow @carwowuk]

REVEALED: New BMW M3!

The new BMW M3 will be all-electric, and the M Concept Neue Klasse gives you a first glimpse at what it’ll look like!

⚡️ 4 Motors Expected!
⚡️ Likely to exceed 800hp!
⚡️ Ducktail spoiler & huge diffuser!
⚡️ Wider wheel arches, deep front bumper & loads of aero!
⚡️ £100,00+ & on sale next year!

So... What are your thoughts? 👀

[jinjingliang @JinjingLiang]

@AnthropicAI The state of things:

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[joseph.eth @josephdelong]

There is a private jet trapped in your computer you just have to type the right prompt to get it out

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

THIS GUY LIVES UNDER SFO'S TAKEOFF PATH SO HE BUILT A CEILING PROJECTOR THAT TRACKS EVERY PLANE FLYING OVER HIS HOUSE IN REAL TIME

he uses a cheap $30 radio receiver to pick up the signals that planes broadcast while flying.

then projects them onto his ceiling in real time

when a jet flies over his house you hear it outside and at the exact same moment a plane glides across his ceiling labeled with the airline, aircraft type, and destination

pure black background so the projector's rectangle disappears and only the aircraft are visible

but he didn't stop at planes

it also draws the real sky behind them. sun, moon, bright stars, constellations, and live satellites including the ISS. all at their true positions for his exact location and time in real time

so he's lying in bed watching the actual night sky projected onto his ceiling with real planes crossing through it as they take off from SFO

there is a huge market for every man alive that runs outside to see the helicopter

vibe coded the whole thing himself with a cheap radio, a projector, and some clever software

[Simon Patterson @denkmit]

PUMP IT INTO MY VEINS 😆😆😆😆