0xhadrian

Tech enjoyer. Creator of @unipegv4 and @utokenpro

[oolong @oolongperp]

why does OOLONG have two pools? 🍵

Uniswap pool: for everyone. wallets, aggregators, charts. 1% of every swap goes to the protocol: liquidity, buyback & burn

in-house pool: for the protocol itself. it buys OOLONG for traders who lost (7% of every loss), runs the buyback & burn, and its starting liquidity is locked forever

protocol buys are capped per second, so nobody can sandwich them

arbitrage keeps both prices in line

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

hey @econoar, I built 1000x perps on Robinhood Chain that pay losing traders back in their own token 🍵

a few fun things inside: two AMM pools, OOLONG locking that shares the protocol's ETH, constant buyback & burn. and anyone can add liquidity and be the house for every trade

would mean a lot if you took a look, good sir https://t.co/jdIhLlEJv6

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

Tea ceremony

[based lime 🐇🕳 @qlime5]

@papertrade_xyz proved there's massive demand for 1000x perps. But after its recent issues, $OOLONG @oolongperp might be an interesting alternative to watch. 🍵

Papertrade's problems:
~$1.28M oracle manipulation exploit
PAPER remains non-transferable
Top 1,000 wallets hold ~88% of PAPER
Heavy farming, dilution, and declining staking yields

Now @0xhadrian - the @unipegv4 creator - has launched @oolongperp on Robinhood Chain, with some interesting differences:

• 100M fixed supply — no endless minting. 7% of every trading loss buys OOLONG on the market.

• Tradable from day one — buy, sell, or lock tokens to earn ETH.

• Real revenue sharing — lockers receive 50% of trading fees plus a share of pool profits.

• Buyback & burn — protocol revenue reduces supply instead of diluting holders.

• Better-defined risk limits — max payouts are reserved upfront, with Chainlink oracle pricing.

And here's the speculative angle:

$OOLONG is sitting at just ~$76K market cap.

Papertrade attracted tens of millions in TVL and massive attention, but its token remains inaccessible to regular market participants.

Oolong offers a liquid, microcap alternative on the emerging Robinhood Chain.

Of course, the pool is tiny, the contracts are new, and Hadrian's previous launches raise legitimate concerns.

But the risk/reward narrative is worth watching.

Papertrade validated the concept. Oolong is experimenting with a more liquid, deflationary version of it.

CA: 0x1bbe97fdb803ad21a7168dd549727881eac58347

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

@Maatzii_Chello @GoPlusSecurity https://t.co/pHpCwf2XtZ

[Funny Money Capital @funnymoneycap]

hey @zacklabadie , we noticed GoPlus is showing a few security warnings for frong on DexScreener, including a honeypot flag. could just be a scanner issue, but it might make new buyers hesitant. any chance you could take a look and help clarify things? 🐸

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

Very interesting. Why does a centralized entity like @GoPlusSecurity suddenly flag my projects Upeg and UToken as honeypots after months of clean scans and zero contract changes?

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

@GoPlusSecurity Upeg and UToken are flagged as honeypot with zero changes to either contract. Both traded fine and passed your scans for months. A false flag like this hurts real holders. Was this a manual edit? We expect a fix asap and an explanation of what triggered it.
uToken 0x3E17c94Ba8112380eF81A43fc33b08Ca6284fB33
UPEG 0x44b28991B167582F18BA0259e0173176ca125505

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

@funnymoneycap @zacklabadie @TradePools Same thing happened to many other tokens including Upeg @unipegv4

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

@GoPlusSecurity Upeg and UToken are flagged as honeypot with zero changes to either contract. Both traded fine and passed your scans for months. A false flag like this hurts real holders. Was this a manual edit? We expect a fix asap and an explanation of what triggered it.
uToken 0x3E17c94Ba8112380eF81A43fc33b08Ca6284fB33
UPEG 0x44b28991B167582F18BA0259e0173176ca125505

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

The stars are aligning.

Tomorrow. 💫

[oolong @oolongperp]

the OOLONG flywheel 🍵

buy on Uniswap
↓
part becomes protocol liquidity, part buys back and burns OOLONG
↓
more liquidity = bigger trades on Oolong perps
↓
more trading = more fees and pool profit
↓
fees and profit flow to buyback & burn and to OOLONG lockers
↓
7% of every trading loss buys OOLONG for the trader
↓
less supply, more holders, more buyers on Uniswap

and around again

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

@0xWassie Check @oolongperp created by Unipeg dev

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

@jeetassassin Exactly.

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

@Morgulodensor @vladtenev UPEG is alive. I'm still supporting it and moving it forward at a steady pace. Good collections take time to grow, CryptoPunks did too. As I said: patience.

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

What do you think @vladtenev

[oolong @oolongperp]

//tea ceremony
//live Oct 26 · 6 PM UTC

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

@Htp6800 @vladtenev Similar idea, our own build. Fixed token supply, different tokenomics, more markets, and it runs on Robinhood Chain

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

As I said, some projects succeed and some don't. Everyone makes mistakes, but mistakes are not all the same: some come from greed, others from inexperience. Mine were the second kind.

Oolong is a great project, both technically and in what it stands for and with a community behind it, it can go far. I'd really like you to join us.

With respect,
0xHadrian

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

@bitmap10k @Morgulodensor @vladtenev 在 Oolong 上交易亏损会获得代币，你可以质押这些代币，从 Oolong 的交易中获得收益。来试试吧，如果不喜欢就私信我，我们来处理。

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

@lukamagic_10 @Morgulodensor @vladtenev Working on it

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

@lukamagic_10 Patience

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

//tea ceremony
//live Oct 26 · 6 PM UTC
350+ hours of human and AI audits
2 months of development

[oolong @oolongperp]

//tea ceremony
//live Oct 26 · 6 PM UTC

[0xhadrian @0xhadrian]

Hey Meresoklinus!

I understand your concerns. Some projects haven't gone as well as expected. I've never chased pennies through what you call "tax farms". I'm passionate about creating projects, and I'm a big tech fan, just like you. I've seen quite a few of your posts and noticed how quickly you dig into things. You have my respect for that. I believe there's still room for creators. Creating things is joyful in itself.

You can check out the docs section on https://t.co/7G6bP0c6xL It's all there for you, including the logic behind the protocol.

My plan is simple: to build a user-friendly perp DEX on RHC and make trading fun, even when you lose a trade.

I hope this message finds you well. Thank you for paying attention to my work. I really appreciate it. If one day any of my projects succeeds, we'll all win. I can guarantee you that.