kake

computer alchemist, sunken cost @tradeonfortuna @orionterminal

[kake @0xkake]

matching engine probably written in next.js

[iarbpairs.hl | 裁定取引 @iarbpairs]

is every prediction market retarded or

[kake @0xkake]

@jsep_do @ctatedev vendor lock in probably lol

[kake @0xkake]

who is building HIP-3 perps for this?

[Anti-Feminism Australia @AntiFeminismAU]

Price of Pussy per year in Asia

This graph shows the inflation-adjusted market value price of pussy over time in Thailand, Philippines, Cambodia, Vietnam, and Indonesia.

As you can see, all countries experienced a crash in the price of pussy during COVID due to low demand. Many guys living in Thailand at the time were paying as little as 500 baht! The average price today is 2500 baht.

The graph shows that the price of pussy in the Philippines had the steepest increase and is currently overvalued. I expect a crash soon as tourist numbers dwindle.

Vietnam is currently the cheapest country in Asia for pussy.

[kake @0xkake]

@devjoshstevens @PolymarketDevs pls improve get positions / orders enpoints, they are delayed by up to 10-15s

[kake @0xkake]

@scheminglunatic elite goy knowledge

[kake @0xkake]

@Predictefy @HyperliquidX @Kalshi @Polymarket @trylimitless @predictdotfun the current btc market is trading at 600k volume 12 hours in (1.2m/day) and polymarket is sitting at 8m/day

stop slop posts pls

[kake @0xkake]

me looking at foids at the park

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

A cat that simply gazes at butterflies without even chasing them

[kake @0xkake]

guy who thinks he has an edge predicting the weekly number of elon musk tweets on polymarket

[Fortuna on Polymarket @tradeonfortuna]

Copy trading is live on Fortuna 🧙‍♂️

→ Charts now load up to 5x faster than competitors
→ Place limit orders and customize scaling methods
→ Set custom sell % for new markets
→ Instantly spot new markets from tracked wallets with custom alerts
→ Avoid duplicate buys when copy trading

Oh and btw there are 0% trading fees now!🫡

[Fortuna on Polymarket @tradeonfortuna]

Shoutout @Polymarket for the markets.

We'll take it from here.

[kake @0xkake]

over the years most of the profits in crypto have come from harvesting tail risk and fomo (cash & carry, funding arbs, price arbs, etc)

these boring ways of making money fade over time when markets become efficient. in new markets like prediction markets, there is still opportunity

become a winner @tradeonfortuna

[Fortuna on Polymarket @tradeonfortuna]

One of the highest ev things to do as a trader is bondmaxxing on fortuna. 👀 (dm for early access)

[kake @0xkake]

@tradeonfortuna one bond a day keeps the evil thoughts away.

[kake @0xkake]

@tradeonfortuna gtuna

[kake @0xkake]

toe flavoured ketamine

[kake @0xkake]

@tradeonfortuna gtuna

[kake @0xkake]

@Sokio8D chud morning mr. s

[kake @0xkake]

we are so back

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

We've heard your feedback, and we're excited to announce Polymarket is getting a full exchange upgrade.

Over the next few weeks, we're rolling out a rebuilt trading engine, upgraded smart contracts, and a new collateral token (Polymarket USD) to move off USDC.e. 🧵

[kake @0xkake]

girl that blocks you on spotify sometimes >

[kake @0xkake]

mfs be virtue signaling over gambling products

[Elisabeth Diana @ediyork]

This is disgusting.

Would never be allowed on Kalshi or any other regulated platform.

[kake @0xkake]

why not look at the 'fee' field for the topic on the ctf and negrisk exchange contract?

OrderFilled(bytes32 indexed orderHash, address indexed maker, address indexed taker, uint256 makerAssetId, uint256 takerAssetId, uint256 makerAmountFilled, uint256 takerAmountFilled, uint256 fee)

should be way more accurate / takes the historical fee schedules into consideration. it should also be noted that not all fees can be considered as revenue as polymarket gives back maker rebates and liquidity rewards