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[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

bro… FDF players are UP bad.

I’ve just been casually setting squads on @sportfun and somehow my $700 team turned into almost 2x in 3 days.

Didn’t even tweak anything. Just having FUN and football knowledge.

while that’s happening, they’re dropping bullish updates back-to-back:

– @cbventures invested
– $FUN presale hitting Legion + Kraken
– TGE loading
– Double TP points this week

I need like 400 TP more to hit 5k and open legendary packets. I’m locked in.

Only presales I’m seriously saving for rn: $FUN and @solsticefi SLX.

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

$10 and gProve for 6months lands you 4 figures

what do you have for me cysic?

[Ser Joey @PunkHot10]

Chimpers is still priced like a dependable midcap, safe, not gonna to rug, but not top tier

But when you actually compare market cap to what’s been built, it’s insane ($15.9M, Ranked #70)

Projects above us have plateaued, run out of ideas, or not done anything yet, whilst we've been expanding:

- 2M+ social reach
- Real-world products
- Multiple card drops, plush sellouts
- Brand collabs
- Lifestyle products and toys coming to stores

Plus the insane community, led by @TimpersHD and @NFT1nsight

Yes there's been an uplift in floor price, and attention lately, but there’s still a huge gap between perception and reality

Because @ChimpersHQ is without doubt a top 10 NFT project and that's a $69M Market Cap

The gap is opportunity, so yes higher!

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

ever wondered what actually happens after you express an intent on @anoma?

you don’t push a button and magic happens.

but what does happen is surprisingly elegant and completely rethinks how blockchain coordination works.

walk with me

> User
that's you
everything starts with you.
you don’t write a transaction. you just state what you want.
"swap 2 AVAX for USDC"
"split hotel costs with 3 friends"
"buy NFT X if it’s below $100"
this is your intent = a declaration of outcome

> Intent

your intent is like a whisper but it’s formal
signed, structured, and cryptographically valid

it says:
“here’s what i want”
“here’s how flexible i am”
“here’s what I’m willing to pay if someone solves it”

then you send it into the wind.

> Gossip Layer

this is where things get interesting.
your intent travels across a decentralized mesh of nodes
some act as messengers
some as gatekeepers
some specialize in privacy

it’s like shouting in a crowded market, but selectively

> Solver

a solver picks it up.
they may be listening for intents like yours, or scanning for matches

they crunch data, match counterparties, optimize outcomes

they don’t just find answers
they construct valid, balanced transactions that satisfy all constraints

> Settlement

when the solver has a valid solution
the whole thing becomes a transaction

it’s encrypted and sent for consensus

validators order, decrypt, verify, and finalize.

the result?
state change without middlemen

coordination without chaos

> Outcome

tokens are swapped
bills are split
votes are cast
assets are moved
privacy is preserved

you, the user, didn’t touch a bridge, a swap UI, or think about chains

you just expressed what you wanted. the network did the rest.

intent → gossip → solver → settlement → outcome
that’s the new pipeline

Anoma makes crypto feel like you’re speaking and someone finally understands

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

Theoriq’s agent swarm reminds me of how a good personal assistant works.

One checks your calendar, another drafts your emails, another books your flights.

Each has a role, but together they handle life smoothly.

Except here, it’s for your DeFi wallet.

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

me: i want to ape $PUMP

anoma: understood

- executes multi-chain swap
- routes through 4 DEXs
- slippage 69%
- buys the top
- sends receipt to my therapist

proofs are valid. feelings are not.

[0xken (Ø,G) @0xken_t]

@snoonaut 350m to community

[0xken (Ø,G) @0xken_t]

@snoonaut In

[0xken (Ø,G) @0xken_t]

Get rewarded for your Reddit activity.
Join @Snoonaut and earn $SNOOT.

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#Airdrop #Snoonaut #solana

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

How Caldera Saved Me at a Nigerian Wedding

MC didn’t show up. DJ’s laptop crashed. Aunties were restless.

Everyone panicking. I stepped in.

Not because ’m an event planner…but because I understand Caldera

I modularized the wedding:
•Aunties = data layer
•Cousins = sequencers
•Uncle Bayo = consensus

Boom. We had a working event rollup in 5 mins.

Bride walked in to perfect timing.
People thought it was rehearsed.

I just whispered…
“Thank you, Caldera.”

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

I just watched a video about @thep33l.
It had an onion anchor yelling Web3 news in meme format.

I’m farming allocation with yaps.

It would be something if an onion makes me 100x and shed tears of joy.

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

Spinned up another @newton_xyz Recurring buy agent because I can.

Buy $Kaito for the next 3 days.

You should too.

gNewt

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

StayLoudio is entering its next phase: The Initial Attention Offering (IAO)

The $LOUD experiment is officially kicking off and its powered by @KaitoAI mindshare rewards and designed for the ones who made noise early.

Here’s everything you need to know 🧵👇🏾
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What’s an IAO?
Not a typical token sale.
This one rewards the loudest voices, not the richest wallets.

A portion of $LOUD will be distributed to top yappers & Kaito contributors.

If you made noise, you might own a piece of the experiment.

IAO Structure

- Date: Saturday May 31st 10:00AM EST | 2:00PM UTC | 10:00PM HKT
- Platform: @HoloworldAI HoloLaunch
- Goal: Raise 400 SOL ($70K)
- 45% of total supply allocated here.

🚨 2 Phases to Join

Phase 1 – Priority Access (Guaranteed)
- Top 1,000 $LOUD yappers
- 0.2 SOL each
- Duration: 2 hours
- Whitelisted wallets only

⚠️ Phase 1 users can’t join Phase 2

Phase 2 – Community Access (FCFS)

~120,000 eligible wallets
- Must be @KaitoAI user w/ linked Solana & 10+ smart followers
- 0.2 SOL max, but drops to 0.05 SOL if oversubscribed (excess refunded)
- First come, first served

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Tokenomics

Total Supply: 1B $LOUD
45% — IAO (450M)
45% — Liquidity pool (450M)
10% — Community & MM (100M)

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What Happens After the IAO?
After the IAO closes:
→ $SOL + 45% $LOUD gets added to a @MeteoraAG pool
→ Trading opens
→ Weekly SOL rewards for top mindshare contributors begin ~7 days later.
I am calling dips on your first payout @0xAbhiP @thegreatola

Follow for Updates:
@stayloudio | @KaitoAI | @HoloworldAI | @0x_ultra
🚀 May 31. Be loud or be late.

Will you be participating?

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

There’s a new project called @stayloudio quietly building on Solana and it’s powered by @KaitoAI.

Not much has been said publicly, but if you’re into InfoFi / AttentionFi meta, this might be one to watch closely.

Backed by @Punk9277 (Kaito’s founder), which already gives it serious weight.

Might just be the real “tokenize attention” play.

Follow and Turn on post notifs for @stayloudio, @0x_ultra and @KaitoAI.

Could age well.

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

Read @newton_xyz Litepaper?
Let me break it down for my fellow newbies.

Think of Newton as the trust layer for automating crypto tasks across chains but verifiable.
Here’s how it works (and why it matters):

We all complain say Web3 is too hard.
You want to:
Stake
Rebalance portfolio
Automate buy/sell
But the stress? Madness.
Even stablecoins dey idle, over $100B just chilling.

Newton wants to fix this through verifiable automation.

Instead of relying on shady Telegram bots and trading signals, Newton lets you use agents (automated bots) that can:
- Trade for you
- Rebalance your portfolio
- Bridge assets across chains
- Monitor your vault
...with cryptographic proof they followed your rules.

No blind trust.
No “hope the bot works”.
@newton_xyz uses:
- zkPermissions – your rules, encoded in zero-knowledge circuits
- AI/automation agents – do tasks for you
- ZKPs + TEEs – to prove everything was done as agreed

Proof > Promises.

You just want to say:

“Buy $ETH weekly if price drops”
or
“Reinvest yield if APY > 10%”

Then Newton agents handle it, provably.

Like OpenAI agents but for DeFi.

And you don’t need to code anything. Just select, delegate, and chill. 😎

Use cases? Plenty:

- Copy trading with verifiable limits
- Auto sell if volatility hits
-Cross-chain arbitrage (no MEV drama)
- DAO treasury automation
- Pay salaries, subscriptions, loans across chains

And it’s all provable. Every step. Every action.

Newton brings a new class of people into the game:
- Developers – build secure AI agents
- Operators – run automation tasks for users & earn
- Users – delegate tasks to agents with safety
- Validators – secure the protocol
A full-blown decentralized automation mark.

Web3 now has:
Data oracles (Chainlink)
Value bridges (LayerZero, Jumper)
And now.. It has Automation agents (Newton)

Newton is doing what Chainlink did for data but for automation.

Powering a trustless, programmable financial system.

Newton is Built by the same team behind Magic Wallet (50M+ wallets).
They raised $90M from PayPal, Placeholder, DCG, and others.
This isn’t one “degen with a bot”.

This is industrial-grade crypto automation, backed and battle-tested.

Still early. But the goal is clear:
Let anyone build or use agents for onchain finance — without sacrificing trust or control.
From passive income to AI-driven finance, Newton is setting the foundation.

Want a guide on how to interact with it early?
Like, RT and reply “GNewt me” and I’ll drop one for you.

GNewt👋

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

This is the first thing I read today after opening X.
Let me further break it down to my fellow newbies.

Right now, Ethereum creates a new block every 12 seconds.
But to finalize that block (i.e., confirm it’s legit and can’t be reversed), it takes about 13 minutes.
That’s because every validator has to re-run all the transactions inside that block to make sure everything checks out.

That’s cool for security but terrible for scalability.

Now imagine instead of all validators repeating the same work, the block proposer just proves everything happened correctly using ZK (zero-knowledge) proofs.

Then other validators don’t need to re-run anything.
They just check the proof. It’s faster, cleaner, and still trustless.

This is what “validity proving at 1-block latency” means. Finalizing blocks instantly, not in 13 minutes.
But here’s the real challenge: ZK proofs take time to generate way more than 12 seconds.

That’s where @SuccinctLabs comes in.

Their zkVM (called SP1) is currently the fastest system for proving Ethereum blocks according to @eth_proofs.

If Ethereum is going to scale in real-time, we need zkVMs that can prove blocks quickly and Succinct is building exactly that.

ZK isn’t just a buzzword anymore.
It’s becoming the foundation for scaling Ethereum.

Succinct is one of the few teams actually pushing it forward on L1.

gProve

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

- @newton_xyz Agent DCA into cbBTC while I was watching Walking Dead.

Future of finance

[0xken (Ø,G) @0xken_t]

@tryfomo Want one

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

🚨Time sensitive

Nous Research just hit unicorn status.
$70M raised ($50M Series A led by Paradigm) at a $1B valuation.

They’re building open-source, human-centric AI with a strong focus on real-world reasoning. One to watch.

Sign up for @NousResearch

https://t.co/rc93zkH7Mq

More 🧵 on this later

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

“Mazi, what’s this new @TheoriqAI Kaito Yap you’re always posting about?”

Oya sit down.

Here’s a quick thread to get you on board and position you early for a new AI x Crypto wave.

RT, Like, Save + Act immediately. Don't dull.

Yappers are sharing 3 MILLION TheoriqAI tokens across 12 weeks.

No capital needed. Just your voice and consistency.

Let’s dive in: