Norri

Ai creator.Future beliver

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@adamgrag the backups were on the same volume lol

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One man stood on a stage in 2008 and named the exact bank that was about to collapse, months before it happened, while its executives called him a liar

His name is David Einhorn and he made a fortune shorting Lehman Brothers right before it took the world down with it

Here he stands in front of a Cambridge audience and explains the thing that let him see the fire before the smoke

He does not trust the story a company tells. He reads the footnotes nobody reads, the boring pages where the truth is legally required to hide, and that is where he finds the lie

He says the market punishes people who are right too early, so being early feels exactly like being wrong until the day the whole thing snaps

Almost an hour from the man who called Lehman before it fell, free

Fifteen thousand watched it. Almost none of them will ever read a single footnote ↓

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@0xkumaa the gas station price war example makes it click instantly

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Wall Street pays this man to train its analysts, then charges you to talk to those same analysts

His name is Aswath Damodaran and he just leaked the entire NYU class onto YouTube for zero

Banks send their fresh hires straight to his framework. Students bury themselves in six figures of debt for his degree. He hands the real lecture to a stranger for free

And in the first ten minutes he says the thing the whole industry needs you to never hear

Complex models are not smarter, they are hiding places. The fancier the spreadsheet the easier it is to bury a lie inside it

Every valuation is just a story with numbers taped on. If you cannot say it in one sentence you do not own the company, it owns you

This is session one of the most respected valuation course alive, sitting there for nothing

Two and a half million clicked it. Almost none survived to session two ↓

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@ninamac0 idk calling him a hero is a stretch, half the time these activists just strip companies for parts and dip

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One man made four billion dollars in a single year by buying the exact banks the entire world was certain would collapse

His name is David Tepper. In 2009 while everyone was dumping bank stocks in panic he bought them by the truckload, and when they did not die he became one of the highest paid people on earth

Here he is at Carnegie Mellon for thirty seven minutes explaining how he thinks

His edge is not a formula. It is stomach. He buys when the fear is so thick that everyone else physically cannot press the button

He says the whole game comes down to one thing, how you bounce back after you get knocked down, because you will get knocked down

Thirty seven minutes from a man who bet against the panic and won four billion, free

Almost no one watching will ever have the nerve to do the opposite of the crowd ↓

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@OscarDi51 wild how the guy managing 100b is basically unknown to normal people

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@adamgrag the funniest part is the confidence, no hesitation, just casually resurrecting a dead pawn🤣

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@OscarDi51 🫸🫷

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There is a man so private he wrote one investing book, let it go out of print on purpose, and now used copies sell for over a thousand dollars on eBay

His name is Seth Klarman. Warren Buffett once named him one of the very few people he would trust to manage his own money, and Klarman almost never speaks in public

Here he is sitting down for half an hour and saying the quiet part out loud. His entire edge is not intelligence. It is patience

He calls it a margin of safety. Never buy a thing for what it is worth, buy it for far less, so that even when you are wrong you do not get destroyed

While everyone else chases the next hot trade he sits in cash and waits for other people to panic. He gets rich off their fear, not his own brilliance

Thirty two minutes of a man who hides from cameras explaining how he beat the market for forty years, free

Ninety four thousand people watched it. Almost none of them will ever have the patience to use one word of it ↓

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@0xkumaa March 2020 was the same test. Most people failed it in real time

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YOU CANNOT TELL WHICH ONES ARE ROBOTS AND WHICH ONES ARE HUMAN ANYMORE

they stand in a row wearing normal clothes, calm faces, soft skin, eyes that follow you, and only when the camera moves closer do you see the metal jaw and the glowing lens where an ear should be

for a full second your brain refuses to believe it, the face looks tired, almost bored, like a real person waiting in line, and that is exactly what makes it so unsettling to watch

these are not screens or filters, these are physical machines built to look human on purpose, and one point seven million people liked this because all of them felt that same cold shiver down the spine

we are past the point of clumsy metal robots, now they are learning to wear our face

if this thing sat next to you on the bus in a hoodie, how long before you noticed it was not human?

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TWO HUMANOID ROBOTS JUST FOUGHT INSIDE A REAL MMA CAGE AND THE FOOTAGE LOOKS LIKE A DELETED SCENE FROM A SCI FI MOVIE.
metal fists, a locked cage, two machines circling each other on the mat. they throw strikes, take hits, reset their stance. this is not a simulation on a screen. this is two physical robots trading blows in front of a crowd.
think about how fast this happened. a few years ago robots could barely stay upright. now there is a fighting league with an actual cage and a name.
the scary thought is not the fight itself. it is how normal a robot brawl already feels.
entertainment or a preview of something we should worry about?

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IT JUMPED SIDEWAYS, SPUN IN THE AIR AND LANDED LIKE IT WAS NOTHING

a humanoid robot standing in a lab suddenly throws its whole body into a sideways flip. full rotation in the air, arms tucked, then a clean landing back on two feet without a single wobble. no wires, no crane, no trick edit.

a year ago robots could barely walk without falling on their face. now they are doing acrobatics that most trained athletes cannot pull off. and the scariest part, this move was probably practiced a thousand times overnight while everyone slept.

it never gets dizzy, never gets scared, never hesitates before the jump. it just does it, again and again, until it is perfect.

if it already flips through the air today, what do you think it will be doing a year from now?

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THEY PRESSED PLAY AND THE METAL BODY STARTED TO DANCE

it stands on a small platform, chrome skin, no face, no eyes, just a smooth silver human shape. an engineer kneels beside it, taps something, and the thing comes alive. shoulders roll, hips move, arms flow to the beat like it has done this its whole life.

nobody taught it to feel the music. it just executes rhythm perfectly, colder and cleaner than any human dancer, and somehow that is what makes it beautiful and terrifying at the same time.

three hundred thousand people liked this because deep down they all felt the same thing. we are watching a machine learn to move like us, and it is already smoother than most of us.

if a faceless metal body can dance better than you, what is left that only humans can do?

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A HUMANOID ROBOT WALKED OUT ONTO A STAGE AT CES AND THE WHOLE ROOM PULLED OUT THEIR PHONES AT THE SAME TIME.
this is Atlas. no cables holding it up, no operator running beside it. it just walks into the middle of the floor, balanced and calm, while a wall of people films it like a celebrity.
and that reaction tells you everything. these are tech people. they have seen every gadget on earth. but a machine that stands and moves like a human still stops them cold.
we are not impressed by screens anymore. we are impressed by things that move like us. that shift is bigger than any phone launch.
if you were standing in that crowd, would you film it or just watch?

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@asabopp972m Of course you're not a robot, so you're also a Terminator, bro

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SOMEONE PUT TWO HUMANOID ROBOTS ON A SOCCER FIELD AND THEY STARTED PLAYING LIKE CLUMSY KIDS AT THEIR FIRST PRACTICE.
they chase the ball, bump into each other, stumble, and get back up. a crowd of children waves foam sticks and screams like it is a real match. and honestly, it kind of is.
here is what nobody says out loud. the falling over is the whole point. every trip teaches the AI something. these robots are not just playing a game, they are learning the way a toddler learns to walk, in public, on camera, in front of thousands.
the funny stumbling version is temporary. the version that never falls is coming.
would you buy a ticket to watch a full robot league?

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@notp3rk Yes, but it still looks funny.

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@0xAidanAi I love these videos showing how to make a Mac mini interesting