Prison Mike

shitposter degenerative farmor

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

@gornx0x What's the point of letting drop like it

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

@wirebotRH Hi is this over

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

@gornx0x Ideas : fomo on X
RT : copy trade
Bot directed by poll on X as a social experience, through X but also twitch

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

@gornx0x Gm

[wire bot @wirebotRH]

Wire just went omnichain.

@solana trading is live — swap any SPL token via @JupiterExchange best-price routing, straight from a tweet or the web app. Same base:0x0b3ae50babe7ffa4e1a50569cee6bdefd4ccaee0 wallet, same balance, one less chain to think about.

No Solana deposit needed. If your Solana wallet is empty, Wire auto-bridges from your existing Wire balance and completes the swap in one shot via @RelayProtocol — you never have to move funds around manually. One balance. Any chain.

Live now:
• "swap 1 SOL to USDC on solana"
• "buy $20 of solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump on solana"
• "solana wallet" — check your address + balances
• Same UI in the web app too

1% fee, same as every other Wire swap. No hidden markup.

This is step one, not the finish line. Right now it's trading only — next up is full @solana parity with everything Wire already does on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain (NFTs, rip packs, the custom bot), and past that, hooking other apps and protocols into Wire directly.

One wallet. One bot. Every chain, eventually.

Solana is live now — go try it.

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

@gornx0x @sui_mayu15 @carrotxbt Is there any place to track metrics about number of user ? Vol of usage ?

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

@Yohithaz @theunipcs Gus tech

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

@DeFiInvestSquad @rbthreek @wirebot Oui wirebot

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

Nice update, will try play with it

[wire bot @wirebotRH]

Big Wire update — NFTs are live, and every token now gets its own Treasury Bot.

1. NFTs on Wire

You can now buy, sell, list, and bid on any NFT collection on @RobinhoodApp Chain — straight from a tweet or the web wallet. Wire routes everything through @opensea , so you're trading against real liquidity, not some closed garden.

@wirebotRH buy floor StonkBrokers
@wirebotRH buy StonkBrokers #420
@wirebotRH list my StonkBrokers #420 for $500
@wirebotRH bid $50 on StonkBrokers #69
@wirebotRH cancel my listing StonkBrokers #420
@wirebotRH my nfts

Every buy replies with the actual NFT image attached — no guessing what you got. Full NFT tab in the web wallet too: browse, buy, list, bid, cancel, all gated the same way every other spend on base:0x0b3ae50babe7ffa4e1a50569cee6bdefd4ccaee0 is (you confirm, we execute).

2. Rip Packs now drop real NFTs.

Packs are $20. Open one and instead of a fixed payout, the pack can drop an actual NFT — pulled live off a floor-price pool the bot curates itself (dynamically filters out illiquid/scam collections, no static whitelist). Could be a $5 NFT, could be a $50 one — odds are weighted, and if nothing suitable is biddable at pack-open time, you get refunded, no rug. Opening plays out as a full video reveal with the NFT and its price composited at the end.

3. Every token can now run its own Treasury Bot

This is the big one. Any token on @ponsdotfamily — v1 or v2, launched through Wire or not, doesn't matter — can now turn its own creator fees into an automated on-chain treasury. One setup command, pick a split, done:

Buyback & burn — accumulates the token on the open market with creator fees, burns it. Deflationary pressure, fully automatic.

Distribute — pushes a pro-rata cut to every current holder. Choose to pay them back in the token itself (reflection-style), or — if your token is paired to a real stock like $TSLA — pay the pair asset directly. A real dividend, on-chain, to anyone holding your token.

Defend the dip — banks its share as a reserve and fires an automatic buy-and-burn the moment price drops sharply off its recent high. Your own built-in market maker.

Split it however you want across the three. Nothing about this requires launching through Wire — the only requirement is that YOU control the fee recipient (v2) or are the deployer (v1) for your own token.

@wirebotRH setup bot for $TICKER
@wirebotRH bot $TICKER buyback 60% distribute 40%
@wirebotRH bot $TICKER buyback 40% distribute 30% mm 30%
@wirebotRH bot $TICKER distribute 40% pay stock
@wirebotRH bot status $TICKER
@wirebotRH pause bot $TICKER / resume bot $TICKER

setup provisions a dedicated wallet for your token AND hands your fees to it on-chain, in the same transaction. Every meaningful buyback burn, dividend payout, and dip-buy also fires a public tweet from us naming the amount and holder count — your treasury, working in public.

Full command reference: https://t.co/tSmsk2DfVh

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

@0xCragHack @TheIndexFi Go with rhood10

[zaimiri @zaimiri]

$250 in airdrops today from just holding HOOD10

People really don't understand how undervalued this is

As the entire ecosystem moves higher, this will reprice very violently.

[EISEN Labs (mainnet arc🟣🏔️) @EisenLabs]

⚔️ Ramses is now live on Eisen on HyperEVM
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@RamsesExchange has been integrated into our routing engine — unlocking deep liquidity and efficient execution for every trade on HyperEVM.
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Precision routing. Capital-efficient swaps.
🔗 https://t.co/72cjfJGpRk
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@hyperliquidX
#Ramses #HyperEVM #Hyperliquid #DEXAggregator

[Sweetcheeks (🌲,🌲) @SweetcheeksReal]

This couldve been @RamsesExchange but @arbitrum sacrificed any chance of user interest because delegators had conflict of interest in the chain succeeding and simply wanted their grail bags to go up
Sad!

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

@MrGreen100x @HyperliquidX @hypermissors @HyperFND @chameleon_jeff @elonmusk Gold ahah what a trick this t&c by @chameleon_jeff

[Mr Green @MrGreen100x]

Happy new year
@HyperliquidX @hypermissors @HyperFND @chameleon_jeff
@elonmusk

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

@IgnasiPrat @ZoomerOracle Yes

[Hypermissors Community @hypermissors]

ATTN: @HyperliquidX @HyperFND @chameleon_jeff, on behalf of and in coordination with the entire @Hypermissors community

Dear Hyperliquid Team,

We hope this message finds you well. We’re reaching out as members of the community who, unfortunately, missed out on the transformative opportunity of the $HYPE TGE. While we recognize the immense effort and vision behind your work, we kindly ask you to consider extending an olive branch to those of us who missed and thus missed the airdrop - we represent ~12% of the allocated tokens. As a group online we've grown to over 500 members. According to our estimations, there are over 10,000 of us - a robust demographic of crypto-natives who are of value to your community and product.

For many of us, participating in this journey would be truly life-changing, just as it has been for the broader community. We deeply value your leadership and the incredible project you’ve built, which is quickly becoming a beacon of success in the space. We simply ask to be included—whether that’s through vesting opportunities, partial credit, or any other form of consideration that you deem fair.

As self-named 'Hypermissors', we've often been ridiculed or ignored, but to illustrate our perspective, consider this analogy:

Imagine being a loyal customer at a store you cherish, shopping there almost every day for over a year and actively contributing to its growth. One day, the store hosts a grand celebration to reward its loyal customers, but the only announcement is posted on a bulletin board far away, in a place you never visit.

When you finally hear about the event, you rush over, only to find that entry is closed because you didn’t RSVP. Despite explaining that you didn’t see the announcement, you're turned away, and instead of understanding, others mock you for missing it. Such an experience wouldn’t just leave you feeling excluded—it could erode trust in a place you once admired.

We believe that Hyperliquid’s strength lies in the trust and loyalty of its community. We’re confident that by including us, you’ll reinforce this trust and show that every contributor, past or present, matters in the journey ahead.

Please see the link below for personal accounts shared by members of the Hyperliquid community who, like all of us, hold no ill-will towards the project and humbly ask for a resolution.

Thank you for your time and for considering our heartfelt appeal. We’d be happy to take any steps necessary to work towards a resolution, and we remain committed to supporting this project in every way we can.

https://t.co/Xw4MPn1lJj…

CC:
@haralabob
@gmoneynft
@JackNiewold
@VenomCrypto_
@MadameFUD
@0xMakesy
@0xAmol
@cryptofishx
@1984_is_today
@ZoomerOracle
@bitcoinPalmer
@graywa

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

This

[Hypermissors Community @hypermissors]

ATTN: @HyperliquidX @HyperFND @chameleon_jeff, on behalf of and in coordination with the entire @Hypermissors community

Dear Hyperliquid Team,

We hope this message finds you well. We’re reaching out as members of the community who, unfortunately, missed out on the transformative opportunity of the $HYPE TGE. While we recognize the immense effort and vision behind your work, we kindly ask you to consider extending an olive branch to those of us who missed and thus missed the airdrop - we represent ~12% of the allocated tokens. As a group online we've grown to over 500 members. According to our estimations, there are over 10,000 of us - a robust demographic of crypto-natives who are of value to your community and product.

For many of us, participating in this journey would be truly life-changing, just as it has been for the broader community. We deeply value your leadership and the incredible project you’ve built, which is quickly becoming a beacon of success in the space. We simply ask to be included—whether that’s through vesting opportunities, partial credit, or any other form of consideration that you deem fair.

As self-named 'Hypermissors', we've often been ridiculed or ignored, but to illustrate our perspective, consider this analogy:

Imagine being a loyal customer at a store you cherish, shopping there almost every day for over a year and actively contributing to its growth. One day, the store hosts a grand celebration to reward its loyal customers, but the only announcement is posted on a bulletin board far away, in a place you never visit.

When you finally hear about the event, you rush over, only to find that entry is closed because you didn’t RSVP. Despite explaining that you didn’t see the announcement, you're turned away, and instead of understanding, others mock you for missing it. Such an experience wouldn’t just leave you feeling excluded—it could erode trust in a place you once admired.

We believe that Hyperliquid’s strength lies in the trust and loyalty of its community. We’re confident that by including us, you’ll reinforce this trust and show that every contributor, past or present, matters in the journey ahead.

Please see the link below for personal accounts shared by members of the Hyperliquid community who, like all of us, hold no ill-will towards the project and humbly ask for a resolution.

Thank you for your time and for considering our heartfelt appeal. We’d be happy to take any steps necessary to work towards a resolution, and we remain committed to supporting this project in every way we can.

https://t.co/Xw4MPn1lJj…

CC:
@haralabob
@gmoneynft
@JackNiewold
@VenomCrypto_
@MadameFUD
@0xMakesy
@0xAmol
@cryptofishx
@1984_is_today
@ZoomerOracle
@bitcoinPalmer
@graywa

[migoko.eth @migokokoko]

Attention!!

HyperLiquid has a 428M HYPE coin community reserve of unclaimed HYPE tokens worth billions (thanks @airdrops_io )

@HyperliquidX @HyperFND @chameleon_jeff

Please do the right thing and disburse this reserve to those who did not claim yet!!

[Prison Mike @0xprisonmike]

@econoar Ramses !