alolanvulpix👾

dimensionally bleeding | reviewing robots

[ReviewRobot @ReviewRobotApp]

Your Google Business Profile services should help a customer choose. Name the services you actually offer and write descriptions for people, not a list of city-and-keyword variations.

https://t.co/ZVlkvSDHE6

[alolanvulpix👾 @0xvulpix]

@MLeeJr Absolute pressure cooker

[ReviewRobot @ReviewRobotApp]

Google won’t remove a review just because it feels unfair or wrong. It has to violate a policy.

Save the URL and screenshots, match the review to a named policy category, then report it through your Business Profile.

https://t.co/w5MZaaF9hV

[ReviewRobot @ReviewRobotApp]

Copy-paste replies are easy to spot. Half of consumers in BrightLocal’s 2026 survey said templated responses made them less likely to choose a business. Use the draft, then make it specific.

https://t.co/rTkWvXFsAA

[alolanvulpix👾 @0xvulpix]

@elonmusk How do we afford kids

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@edmoney_ Oh shit

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@base Bullish $drb

[ReviewRobot @ReviewRobotApp]

Your business moved. Update the real location and retire information customers can no longer use. Keeping a dead location live, then opening a second profile as backup, creates a policy and customer-trust problem.

https://t.co/yi13hj95Mz

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@unusual_whales Lolol

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@kelzo90 @RepThomasMassie Yeah nobody is actually this stupid

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@kelzo90 @RepThomasMassie Found an Israeli bot ^

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@RepThomasMassie YUP

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@TateNews_ This is the dumbest NPC shit I've ever seen

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@elonmusk Man, shut the fuck up with your bullshit.

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@RepThomasMassie @WhiteHouse @karenpatriot76 You're the fucking goat dude

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@WhiteHouse Shut the fuck up you fucking boomer lil bitch

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@SOTSPodcast deftones vibes. Sick

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@SenTomCotton No we don't

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@ScottFryer @McBrideLawNYC You got scammed by a rapist bud

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@GroyperGreg Nah