>>First Day at new job
>>Coworker calls California “Commiefornia”
>> Makes a Joe Biden joke around the clearly liberal women during lunch
>>says the dating scene is so fucked up because women no longer obey
>> proclaimed jesus healed his ADHD & porn addiction
Women will say they choose the bear but I don’t think they’ve ever eaten a weird looking mushroom and woken up with a sore ass and claw marks on their hips.