Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸

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[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

@trussliz @AndrewGold_ok Enjoyed watching this Liz although not sure why I’m telling you this as you said on Andrew’s podcast that you don’t read comments.

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

@thejohntyndall “help! help! here come the bears…”🙂😂

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

Corporate client day. #TheApprentice #TheApprenticeuk

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

When you finally tire of these hopeless muppets over promising & under delivering…. #TheApprentice
#TheApprenticeuk

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

Mia Caulkin? #TheApprentice

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

Nadia’s strategy #TheApprentice

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

Nadia’s people skills… #TheApprentice

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

Potatoes? Make chips, baby!!! #TheApprentice

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

Tomatoes? Make salsa, baby!!!! #TheApprentice

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

here we go again… #TheApprentice

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

Who’s ready for The Apprentice ?
#apprenticeUK
#TheApprentice
#TheApprenticeuk

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

Shark Tank is just different league to #dragonsden

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

did O’Hare parachute in or something? #greatbritishmenu

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

@LeilaniDowding @libsoftiktok Pie required. Urgently.

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

Carlo’s skillset?? #TheApprentice

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

Tories watching their leader at #PMQs

[Schopenhauer 🚲✈️⚾️🇬🇧🇺🇸 @1000yardstare]

@NoContextBrits Then he murdered the Great American Songbook

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

In an interview in 2021, Angela Rayner said that Starmer “doesn’t use domestic flights & travels as green as possible” after being asked if a Labour PM will ever use a private jet domestically.

Today, both Starmer & Rayner flew to Cornwall on a private jet.

Hypocrisy & lies.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

BREAKING 🚨: Whitehall in United Kingdom is totally jammed with tractors stretching out in every direction.

What a striking sight! 🚜🇬🇧