sophie (she/her)

growing 🌱 ✊ BLM

[sophie (she/her) @100daysofSophie]

Shout out to the 8 people who ever interact with my tweets.

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Sci-fi is when Wonder Woman fights villains from outer space, fantasy is thinking Wonder Woman will go on a date with you.

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS

[shelby. @cathedralslut]

Sharpay was right, this is not what I want, this is not what I planned and I just gotta say I do not understand

[AndieIsOnline @AndieIsOnline]

happy hispanic heritage month eve

[sophie (she/her) @100daysofSophie]

People actually play in games that ultiphotos covers AND show up in the photos? 🥲

[Charlie Hoppes @charleshoppes]

for some reason, people not buying their @UltiPhotos is the most triggering thing for me in the whole sport 🤦‍♂️ please. I beg of you. they start at $3.50. just buy them.

h/t @359bertle for sharing how to legally share Ultiphotos you aren’t gonna buy: https://t.co/nzIYiEt3O1

[sophie (she/her) @100daysofSophie]

can not emphasize this enough

[Freddie Wong @fwong]

I only eat at Chinese restaurants with 3.5 stars on Yelp

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

me staying muted in the zoom when my boss asks everyone how their weekend was

[Joshua Browder @Joshuabrowder]

When you receive a medical bill, make sure to always dispute it. There are so many compliance requirements for hospitals that they often make a mistake, which can sometimes result in extreme discounts!

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

tolkien this tolkien that maybe you should try tolkien to a girl

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Graphic design is my passion.

[sophie (she/her) @100daysofSophie]

Someone at work sent me a 170 page PDF of an email chain (via chat) when I said I needed confirmation from leadership before I could proceed.

?????????????

[Gonzo Does Tweets🐈he/him @GONZOtheGhoast]

AND THEN SHE WAS BANNED FROM BUTTERING THE CAT

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Ok but if your boss says you have to arrive early and get things set up before clocking in, that’s wage theft

[Sarah @sarahoftherings]

first draft of email: please fuck all the way off
email sent: i apologize for any confusion

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

tired: gym rat
wired: gym cat

[Esther Crawford ✨ @esthercrawford]

This is peak “you’re 30+ years old” content: