DART the Asteroid Slayer

Looking for trouble out in the asteroid belt, come at me

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

FUCK YOU ASTEROID

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

60 SECONDS BEFORE WE SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING #DARTMission

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

I’d like to use the next 6 minutes and 10 seconds to list all of the ways that Dimorphos has personally wronged me #DARTMission

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

HELLO MY NAME IS INIGO DART-OYA YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE #DARTMISSION

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

@astro_jaz Accurate

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

making DART memes in anticipation of today

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

@planet4589 HEY DIMORPHOS TURN AROUND

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

I’ve got 30 minutes to live which is roughly enough time to watch an episode of Ted Lasso and you know what that ain’t much but it’s good enough #DARTMission

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

JWST I hope you get some good shots of this sick drop kick I’m about to do

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

YOU BETTER HIDE BEHIND DIDYMOS CUZ I’M COMING FOR YOU YOU GLORIFIED DIRT CLOD

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

Me rolling up on Dimorphos rn #DARTMission

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

@astro_jaz THIS ASTEROID IS GONNA GET FUCKED UP

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

I’m about to do to this asteroid what Hurricane Ian did to the Artemis launch schedule

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

I SEE YOU NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

I’m about to do to Dimorphos what Florence Pugh did to the marketing campaign for Don’t Worry Darling #DARTMission

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

I’m about to ruin this asteroid’s whole career