linds.i.am

Am I stuck in the 80s? Maybe. Is the 80s a type of adhesive I stepped in? Maybe.

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I feel like I'm too good for reading books. Maybe it's just that all the 'popular' books bore my socks right off and then my feet are cold.

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@BlakeSNeff Hey baldy, where were you on Sept 10? 👀

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@bennyjohnson You have sold your soul for money & we all know it. It’s sad at this point.

[linds.i.am @100lindsey]

@JackPosobiec You have sold your soul to lie for money & we all know it.

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@RealAlexJones Starting today I am officially racist. I’m sick of this crap!!

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@ShawnRyan762 When can we have a sniper remove the biggest enemy to the US, George Soros.

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@JohnStossel @elonmusk I remember your report from years ago about wasteful government spending. Hopefully we can get this figured out now!

[linds.i.am @100lindsey]

@elonmusk Exactly!! Even PBS can run commercials and use its donor foundation funds.

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@JustineBateman @SenSchumer @RepMaxineWaters Wow, they really don’t want their money laundering to be found out..

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@Crazymoments01 @elonmusk Brave heros!

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Sorry everyone and their dog: that flossing dance move makes me want to barf.

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When traffic moves smoothly I feel order, peace, and love. Therefore, elementary school pick up/drop off grates off bits of my soul.

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I'm just saying, has anyone ever seen Amy Schumer and Tonya Harding in the same room at the same time?

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Do any bedsheet closets ever not end up being one giant bedsheet slide?

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I wish I could block all black & white photo challenge pics with no explanation.

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@hlthy1 👍🏼

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I'm just saying has anyone ever seen Larry David & Bernie Sanders in the same room at the same time?

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@RWPUSA Assault rifles are already banned- remember when Obama signed the paper? What will another paper signing do?

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@RWPUSA Vetting immigrants doesn't take away the rights of law-abiding citizens- banning guns does.

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@koalaslament I learned about food having fridge parties from Pee-wee's Playhouse.

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How are illegal drugs shipped into the US & I can't even get a chocolate Kinder Egg shipped.