🚨BEST CRYPTO PAYMENT CARD 🚨
I’ve tested nearly every crypto card out there.
Here’s my honest ranking based on real usage.
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AI Agents printed 50-100x in 2025.
Privacy on Solana will be the same in 2026.
Solana + Privacy = combo I'm betting on.
You're early to this one.
My top 7 Solana privacy dApps:
1. @Arcium
Confidential compute grid on Solana. MPC tech runs secure calcs on hidden data. Fuels stealth DeFi trades and AI tasks at breakneck pace.
2. @magicblock
Ephemeral rollups for Solana. Fire up on-demand, low-latency private runtimes. Perfect for instant games or DeFi without chain hops.
3. @UmbraPrivacy
Stealth address setup on Solana. Spawns unique, unlinked spots per send. Keeps transfers and holdings off the radar.
4. @hush_wallet
Solana's go-to privacy wallet. Auto-masks SOL, spins temp addresses. Dedicated sub-wallets per dApp to lock down exposure.
5. @meleemarkets
Pumpfun vibes meet prediction markets on Solana. Wager on celebs, drama, whatever. Alpha version rolling now.
6. @radrdotfun
Base-layer private payments on Solana. Shields P2P sends and swaps. Direct, traceless value moves.
7. @vanishTrade
ZK DEX for anonymous swaps on Solana. Hide volumes and plays while tapping deep pools. Trade incognito.
Crypto cards; A hot take
I've been using those little fuckers since 3+ years, hence I am entitled to an opinion - here it is.
💳@holyheld
The first non custodial card afaik, and my first venture into this space. Loved it, but over time they introduced FX fees for non EU payments which is a deal-breaker for me personally. Cashback is 0.50%.
It is still the card which processes most txs volume and offers the best UX and customer support.
The downside is no yield options, but maybe this will come with @brrrnetwork
If you are an EU user and do not necessarily need integrated yield, this is the card to get.
💳@gnosispay
The other mastodon in the room. You will get an overall very good experience with integrated yield (@aave) and automatic top ups. The 3rd party mobile app by Zeal is OK, but their support was slow and not very useful in my experience.
You get good cashback, however, it is capped and tied to depositing $GNO. They are currently revamping the program so rewards/caps are likely to change.
Overall, this is a very good card, Aave + cashback is nice, and there are no FX fees!
Be aware that all your transactions are on the blockchain and can in theory be tied to your persona.
💳@BrahmaFi
Is an exciting new card which is available in many more jurisdictions. The main benefit is a direct integration with @eulerfinance, @aave and @HypurrFi enabling you to spend against your lend balance!!!
This is yuge! Love it.
However, there is no cashback, you pay FX fees (non USD) and a 0.50% service fee on top. There is also no mobile app (yet).
Nevertheless, I love the direction the Brahma team is going, and while this is not my main card, I still use it to show my support.
Also here your txs are public!
💳@BleapApp
Another EU based card issued by former Revolut guys. It's a mix of Holyheld and Gnosis. It has no FX fees, cashback (cap at $10/m) and yield via @AngleProtocol
While it does a lot of things right, and I have used it as my main driver for a few months, I do not see it gaining traction. Coupled with the very slow support I cannot recommend it as someones main card.
💳@payy_link
Rather new entrant to the space. They used to be an app to send crypto around (like @PeanutProtocol ) - a use case I do not understand in the least :D
But I digress... they now have a card - no cashback, no yield, but FX fees. They do have a nice UI, I must say.
A benefit compared to the other "onchain" cards is that they make your txs private. So if that is your thang, do have a look.
💳@ready_co
Another new card, born from and supported by the @StarknetFndn. Likely the most attractive card right now, if you pay $90 for the metal card.
You get 3% cashback up to $150/m, no FX fees and integrated yield options.
Txs public but bundled and hence at least obfuscated.
I just recently ordered the card, so haven't used it yet, but as long as Starknet keeps funding those cashbacks it will be very attractive for the forseeble future.
-- Anti establishment card --
Those are folks who are trying to build stuff without using the legacy infra (visa/mc). True crypto payments, privacy, lfg.
Beware, this is still in its infancy.
@yodlpay
Is Swiss based and can be used in Vietnam without KYC up to $500/day (I think).
@cakewallet
Can be used in Switzerland in select Spar shops, also no KYC.
I really do not know much about those cards, as I cannot use them, but wanted to mention them so they you can follow their work, and maybe all of us together can build something better in the future.
p.s. I did not mention CEX cards cause they are cunts.
Don't use CEX.
Bye.
CT: "Binance caused the liquidations"
Binance: "No we didn't"
CT: "Here is proof that you did"
Binance: "We are announcing a $400M recovery fund"
CT: "Binance has been extorting billions of dollars via listing fees"
Binance: "No we didn't"
CT: "Here is proof that you did"
Binance: "We are announcing that we charge listing fees to protect users and we will sue anyone who breaks their NDA with our listing team"
@OKXHelpDesk Hey, @OKXHelpDesk. Thanks. I’ve just been able to redeem the hoodie for the second time. The first attempt got stuck for over 7 months. Hopefully this time the process will be smoother and much faster🙌🏻🫶🏻
The team that hyped TG mini-apps with Notcoin ($NOT) killed the trend with NotPixel ($PX). No reputable exchange will list Telegram apps anymore. The rest of unlisted TG apps will follow NotPixel’s path: DEX with minimal liquidity. The Telegram app season is officially over…
@b1ackd0g Telegram’s move to enforce TON blockchain for mini-apps is a desperate attempt to prop up a struggling project. Centralized mandates like this often alienate developers and users alike. TON can’t stand on its own merit and it will be doomed.
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