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Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend? -She needed space!- #dadjokes 👩‍🚀🚀🌔

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Why did the witch have such a hard time behind the wheel? -She could only drive stick!- 🧙‍♀️☁️🍂🎃👻 #dadjokes

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Why was the parking attendant so sad? -She was going through a lot!- #dadjokes

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@EdgeCGroup Bravo. Take a bow sir. 🫡

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What did the disappointed oyster say? -Aw shucks!- #dadjokes

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Studies show the most expensive vehicle to operate is a shopping cart. #dadjokes

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Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there!

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Why was the insomniac so boring? -He just wasn’t into resting!- 🥱🛌💤 #dadjokes

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Why did the frog have to leave the job site? -He was wearing open toad shoes!- #dadjokes 🐸🚧🏗️🧰🦺

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Happy Father’s Day!

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^ definitely not asking for more work 🙏

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Should @101dadjokes have an optional paid subscription and unleash more than the current ~10 dad jokes a year? They would be tweeted “publicly” to non-subscribers later.

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Where do clowns learn to ski? -Hill areas!- 🤡⛷️❄️ #dadjokes

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Why do trains like bubblegum? -They love to chew chew!- 🍬🛤️🚂 #dadjokes

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What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? -Strawberries!- 🌾👩‍🌾🍓

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What’s the #2 casino game? -Craps!- #dadjokes 🎰🎲💵

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Why was the butcher afraid to reach for the meat? -The steaks were too high!- 🥩🐮🔪 #dadjokes

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