friday

bing

[mayank @maynkydvv]

u ever look at a message and just think fuck off

[Turpentine @Sandpapersouls]

@woagyeag This person doesn't realize that they are the load bearing dishwasher. The polycule is now used to not having to wash dishes, if this person leaves the entire thing collapses in on itself over arguing whose turn it is to wash them.

[keel🌦 @keelyclove]

i hate golf courses i hate data centers i hate health insurance companies i hate how everything is gambling i hate that we can’t each fresh veggies right now i hate how every game costs 70 dollars and it’s SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

[hito @hitohahaha]

kids on social media rallying against proshippers online while their parents are sitting on the couch watching game of thrones not even batting an eye at the sheer amount of incest present

[friday @1032398h]

@KlownFourtwenty @JinxedbyShame @danishacarterr and zero reply from her either i fear ur done

[Jinx @JinxedbyShame]

@KlownFourtwenty @danishacarterr You don’t have the intelligence level required to speak to me. Dismissed.

[friday @1032398h]

no twitter i dont like animal torture and that includes mosquitoes

[friday @1032398h]

@flinscapture @puppychudstan i hate this bc i cant say "name 1" without sounding like i want to see it

[friday @1032398h]

@beyondf4ke @uumeowie @MyotisLucifu clueless

[FinalMasterM @TheFinalMasterM]

"Pedophilia bad!" and it's

- A tall man with a short woman
- 23 yr old with a 20 yr old
- High-school couple where one is 18
- Fictional characters

This is why we have to ask because retards have ruined it's actual meaning.

[friday @1032398h]

and yet u seem mighty comfortable beefing with the previous person, who is a 20 year old

[VoidlessRDX 🏳️‍⚧️ @COMETABYX]

You're in your 20s nigga go find something to do instead of beefing with kids

[ؘ @sushicrocs]

no shade but i can’t stand ppl like this who think doing anything by themselves is humiliating nobody cares about you that much trust me

[friday @1032398h]

what do you get out of shaming a woman on twitter for lying about what size clothes she wears man. like genuinely. what do you get out of it

[alex 🦫 @alexslanderr]

old screenshot but ts still gets me

[Spicy Cyborg🕸🧵 @CyborgSpicy]

@cloudysprinkles This feels like everything now. Nobody reaches out first. Nobody plans things. Nobody shows more than mild interest if you do. What happened? I have had people ask for MY number to make plans and they ghost me at the first message. I feel so isolated even when surrounded.

[friday @1032398h]

"large words" and its hyperbole

[CorndogCrusader @CorndogCrusader]

@vyvansebaby "I hate all men but I'm gonna use large words I don't understand the meaning of to try to explain it away so people don't hate me."

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[friday @1032398h]

"ship sibling coded characters" oh brother

[elliot ! @fearferalz]

if your "dni in strawpage" takes up this much of my screen im blocking you

[friday @1032398h]

"i was molested by my uncle and then when i told someone they said to kill myself"

"you're an abuser just like him"

???

[✧ @cessonmute]

This of what we mean when we say it's all until it's none.