@shinguardian All I want from a soccer commentator is for them to draw upon their superior knowledge and research and provide insight, tell me something about the match that I can't see for myself on the TV.
This basically never happens.
Unpopular opinion: These past couple weeks have been some of the best ever on Twitter. The chaos, the incompetence, the evil villain, the apocalyptic aura. This site is such a perfect venue for this exact narrative, it feels like something out of a novel. I’m loving it!
After years of reading about crypto this and crypto that I finally broke down, created a Coinbase account, and bought $200 worth of Bitcoin.
That was 8 days ago.
This one’s got:
✅ world famous violinist Josh Bell
✅ a 19 year age gap
✅ David Brooks officiating
aka the Vows Section trifecta
https://t.co/vu1zDycAiA