David Clark

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[David Clark @10x8printscom]

@AldiUK Must be one of the most desirable social media jobs in the country. And hats off to the bosses who let so much go…. It’s a bit like IrnBru “let’s call her Fanny”

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@ABZQuine “Lyn’s Meat and Cheese Press” - I can see the sign outside already!

[Michael Mosley @DrMichaelMosley]

An impressive put down by Chris Whitty…

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@ABZQuine Ho ho ho!

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@Tyrone_M_Smith Rowie Royale!

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@ABZQuine So are you deciding between 9” and 12”…… thin or thick?

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@ABZQuine “I believe in miracles….”

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@ABZQuine I’m not a knocker of them….

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@ABZQuine Who doesn’t love a cheap tart…?

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@fiercebeer The last time I had that I couldn’t believe just home much it tastes like a kit Kat….

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@NishaKatona Please come to Aberdeen!

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@ABZQuine You’ll be needing some new photos then….. ;-)

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@AlihuttonPipes Perhaps you could tune your drones to match a Vulcan - all the noise without the expense!

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@sueperkins When you look up “bunglecunt” in a dictionary he is the example

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@ABZQuine Have you heard of the Astley paradox?
If you ask Rick Astey for his DVD of “up” he’s never going to give you it….. however, buy doing that, he’s going to let you down… and he said he’d not do that either@

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@mattparrilla In the west we are taught to read left to right, top to bottom….
So the most logical way to render this is with the shadow to the bottom right of the object. If you look at text with a drop shadow it’s almost always the same.The shadow is a clue for eyes to stop and be contained

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@MrJohnNicolson Folly with a brolly…. Headline writers love a rhyme.
Shame he wasn’t beside anchor….

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

The Man from Del Monte has a secret underground lair...

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@ABZQuine I’ve had a few nights with minutes of deep sleep in the past couple weeks…

[Northumbria Police @northumbriapol]

From Holmes to Morse . . . celebrated TV detectives and cops have been honoured after a housing firm bought the land surrounding our former HQ!

The names compiled would certainly make for a pretty formidable team of investigators! 🕵🚓👮‍♀️