Musical Malapropper

Sings heartily, mostly with, wrong words 🎶🎵Hoping there’ll be more to sing about with the Tories out. Feminist. Leftie. Half-hearted tweeter. Views my own.

[Musical Malapropper @1104debbie]

https://t.co/x4zLWtXjdt ⁦@TheTrawlPodcast⁩ ⁦@jemmaforte⁩ ⁦@MarinaPurkiss⁩. There are some corkers here!

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

I try to avoid seeing or hearing Farage - his squirminess is just too much. BUT THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!

The senator reels off all the autocratic behaviour of Farage and exposes his hypocrisy wonderfully.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Fuck me, Rod Stewart is embarrassing.

It’s like watching a Reform voting nan who’s been temporarily let out of the care home to attend a family wedding.

It’s not a legend slot, it’s a safeguarding failure.

#Glastonbury2025

[Musical Malapropper @1104debbie]

@eds_afterglow Ref to Owain Hughes, when you know you know. Bringing Dave Coaches back into the fold. Superb writing

[Musical Malapropper @1104debbie]

@GWRHelp - please advise how I can speak to someone about a refund calculation. I appear to have been refunded for the day I could not travel but not for the previous day when my train was delayed by 40 minutes.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Earlier this morning Janey passed away in her sleep. Her family were with her.
The love and support from all her friends and fans during this cancer journey brought her enormous joy. It has also been a huge comfort to us, her family and close friends, thank you.

[Musical Malapropper @1104debbie]

@JaneyGodley Sending so much love to you Ashley. Your mum was like no other, an inspiration and the world is a darker place today without her. You’ll be heartbroken and I hope the love for your mum that’s there for you too will help in some small way. ❤️💔❤️

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

How utterly useless (corrupt/greedy) do you have to be to take a product every single person depends on for life itself (water), in one of the wettest countries in the world, and then have to import it to prevent shortages? Spectacularly useless.

[Musical Malapropper @1104debbie]

I just wrote an EveryDoctorUK letter: Invite your MP to hear from doctors about how to #RebuildTheNHS!. Write one here: https://t.co/8CFW3XCRAw

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Why?

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This is disgusting. Twitter do your thing and make him famous.

My dm is open.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Left: Nadine Dorries says the UK's Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner dancing on holiday demeans her office

Right: That time Nadine Dorries went on #imaceleb ate ostrich anus, had the whip withdrawn for doing so, was paid, didn't declare the £82,000 profit made by her company, was investigated by the Parliamentary Standards Committee, then had to apologise to parliament for all of the above

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

I hoped to stay out of this (due to stress since April) but it’s unethical to let it pass: I was, coincidentally, at this show. The events are not being reported accurately by some press. Yes, it was upsetting but the couple were not ‘hounded out’ by a ‘baying’ antisemitic crowd

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Nothing in these posts is a defence if your ACTUAL words stir up hatred or incite violence

The modern day equivalent of “it wasn’t me guv”

Everybody that said that usually went to prison

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

NEW: First Lady Michelle Obama will speak at the DNC in Chicago on Tuesday night!

Drop a 💙 and Repost if you support Michelle Obama!

#DNC2024

[Open Britain @OpenBritainHQ]

On behalf of his constituents in Clacton, where’s Nigel???

[Musical Malapropper @1104debbie]

Look at the utter misogyny here @TheTrawlPodcast ? Ed Balls shifting from, you don’t have to answer the Q to not letting Zara Sultana speak. 3 old white men sneering at a young Muslim woman. And KG asking why is the term Islamophobia important to you? Horrific. Shame on you #GMB

[Teri 🇮🇪 🇮🇹🏳️‍🌈Trans ally 🏳️‍⚧️💚♿️ @mettlesome_teri]

A sneering Ed Balls (husband of Home Sec) and panel of white people take umbrage at Zarah Sultana asking govt to call riots across country racist/Islamophobic. Look at them laughing at her. @GMB just allowed presenters to belittle a Muslim MP on air.

[Musical Malapropper @1104debbie]

I sincerely hope so.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Free legal advice:

You don’t have to attend a riot to be prosecuted for conspiracy to riot. You don’t have to be present at a terrorist incident to be guilty of encouraging it.

A lot of Twitter warriors will be getting some unpleasant knocks on the door over the coming weeks.

[Brendan May @bmay]

No idea how yesterday happened. None at all.