The Dumbest Timeline

Just trying to stop stupidity from spreading… one tweet at a time. Wait… are they still called tweets?

[The Dumbest Timeline @117texts]

49,000 Lies - Today is June 4, 2026 - Day 500 of the Trump Regime lying to us.

With the average of 98 lies per day, this is how many we’ve heard this term.

Today’s reminder…

Affordability. Republicans. Nope.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Panicking.

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@mazemoore

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Next time you drift off at work...don't feel bad.

[The Dumbest Timeline @117texts]

@WhiteHouse

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@CattardSlim They:

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@WhiteHouse @TheJusticeDept

[Mykhaïlo Golub @golub]

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

[Reality Pit Stop 🇺🇸 @justicenow_alan]

The hero‑worship around Trump “fixing” D.C. landmarks is the same recycled fantasy every time: routine NPS maintenance gets rewritten as a biblical restoration, and suddenly every fountain, statue, and patch of concrete becomes proof that “Only Trump could do it.” The script never changes — invent a crisis, inflate imaginary price tags, erase the decades of preservation work that kept these sites standing, and then declare him the lone savior of American beauty. It’s gaslighting dressed up as patriotism: normal upkeep becomes a miracle, contractors become prophets, and any documented history before 2017 gets memory‑holed. The cult doesn’t celebrate the work; it celebrates the myth that nothing existed, functioned, or mattered until he touched it.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Turn your head to the left, JD.

[The Dumbest Timeline @117texts]

@TheMaineWonk 49,000 Lies - Today is June 4, 2026 - Day 500 of the Trump Regime lying to us.

With the average of 98 lies per day, this is how many we’ve heard this term.

Today’s reminder…

Affordability. Republicans. Nope.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

The cost of the Trump war has now crossed $100 billion.

Here is what that could have funded:

- Completely exclude the bottom 60% from paying federal taxes, or drastically increase the tax burden for the bottom 85% of earners. Effectively removing poverty from our country.

- High speed rail connecting major cities.

- Fund free school lunches nationwide for five years.

- Provide a $1,000 stimulus check to every household in America.

- Cut every single Americans medical debt in half.

- Cover associate degree college courses for every American.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

WTF!!

The International Atomic Energy Agency says that Iran’s nuke risks are higher than before Trump's Iran War started.

So we got higher gas prices, 140 dead children, 13 dead Americans, hundred of wounded Americans and have spent over $70 Billion to get a more threatening Iran.

[The Dumbest Timeline @117texts]

48,902 Lies - Today is June 3, 2026 - Day 499 of the Trump Regime lying to us.

With the average of 98 lies per day, this is how many we’ve heard this term.

Today’s reminder…

This. ALL OF THIS.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Auditions for Trump’s Freedomfest 250 music entertainment have commenced.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

“HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN” the president says about a congressman who hasn’t been seen publicly in nearly three months, hasn’t voted since March 5, and has yet to tell his constituents where he is.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

YOU MUST BE SO PROUD AMERICA 🙄

[The Dumbest Timeline @117texts]

48,804 Lies - Today is June 2, 2026 - Day 498 of the Trump Regime lying to us.

With the average of 98 lies per day, this is how many we’ve heard this term.

Today’s reminder…

This. ALL OF THIS.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

MAGA = LIE 🤷
MAHA = LIE 🤷
LOWER PRICES = LIE 🤷
NO MORE WARS = LIE 🤷
AMERICA FIRST = LIE 🤷
CUTTING GOVERNMENT SPENDING = LIE 🤷
GOLDEN AGE = LIE 🤷🙄
SO MUCH WINNING = LIE 🤷🙄
STOPPING WARS = LIE 🤷🙄
DOGE CHECK = LIE 🤷
TARIFF CHECK = LIE 🤷
RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES = OUTRAGES LIE 🤷
DRAINING THE SWAMP = LIE🤷
ONLY HIRE THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST 🤣😂🤣😂 LIE 😂🤣

IT WAS ALL A FUCKING LIE 🤷🙄

[The Dumbest Timeline @117texts]

@glenn_tunes 48,804 Lies - Today is June 2, 2026 - Day 498 of the Trump Regime lying to us.

With the average of 98 lies per day, this is how many we’ve heard this term.

Today’s reminder…

This. ALL OF THIS.