Maddog

Love to save lives. One butt wipe at a time
#CNALife
TeamBetaAlpha approved
💙💚May 8, 2019💚💙

[Maddog @11Maddi]

I slammed my head into @TeamBetaAlpha's elbow:
Me: OW! I'm dead!
Zachery: No. Blow to the back of the head just makes you blind. So... really you'll just walk away from that unscathed.
#WellPlayed

[Maddog @11Maddi]

@SnowCollege it would be awesome if I could do my homework on campus. It's been a week. Please fix the WiFi. This is ridiculous.

[Maddog @11Maddi]

Shit like that happens to all. White, black, Asian, EVERYONE.
Do not put that on doctors.

[Maddog @11Maddi]

Alright @GreysABC- this last episode with Hunt and the appendicitis patient. STOP putting that type of blame on doctors. Don't you dare. When you hear hoof beats, you thunk horses. Not zebras.
That's not racism. It's training. It's life.

[Jeff McGrath @youtah]

So... apparently this is happening...

Posting because she said "share away" on her Facebook post.

[Maddog @11Maddi]

I think this is too relevant to keep to myself at this time...

[Maddog @11Maddi]

I wonder how better the world would be if people embraced their problems like I embrace giant jokes

[Swimmer Problems @swimmerproblems]

I miss the days where the craziest thing going on was swim team drama

[Maddog @11Maddi]

Come on people. Would you rather be a...

[Maddog @11Maddi]

There's obviously some much needed work on yourself, so go do that.
Rant over.

[Maddog @11Maddi]

Little rant (which might include angry people coming after me):
I'm all for being loud and proud about being LDS- being a member myself. But people need to realize there's a difference between being a loving and proud member and shoving it down others' throats.

[Maddog @11Maddi]

There are other amazing religions. And there are hundreds of thousands of beautiful, amazing people outside of the LDS faith.
Do what Uchtdorf said- "Stop it." Stop shaming, digging other peoples' grave, and shoving it down their throats.

[Maddog @11Maddi]

Listen people,
I have a funny tweet that I'm saving for after the stupid Corona virus overreaction blows over and I'm really excited about it.
So... if we all can wash our hands, sit down, and shut the hell up that would be splendid.
Thanks! 👍
#coronavirus

[Maddog @11Maddi]

Sen. Herbert: avoid large groups of 100 people, or so
Ephraim (population <100 people):
#coronavirus

[Maddog @11Maddi]

@loudmouthHailey This is too real. Our fridge was full of Olive Garden leftovers for dayz!

[Maddog @11Maddi]

I'm laughing like @_wheezus

[Maddog @11Maddi]

@TeamBetaAlpha

[Maddog @11Maddi]

Everyone, clearly, needs to get on my level.
#TallGirlProbs

[Lauren Kankamp @LKankamp]

I guess the Duke of Weasleton is average height then.

[Cydni Beer @cydbeer]

My husband called on his way home from work to ask if I wanted a cheeseburger. I said I didn’t, I would just have one bite of his. He brought me home my own cheeseburger and I think this is why our marriage has lasted over 14 years now.

[Maddog @11Maddi]

Ok people. @TeamBetaAlpha is requesting for me to put jeans and a bra on today: Saturday before finals.

[Maddog @11Maddi]

My dancing = Chris Treager dancing
#NoShame