Jeremy Ranschau

[Jeremy Ranschau @11jerans]

@ruallsion Guy says Michigan is landlocked and it borders 3 Great Lakes and has access to the ocean. For that matter, even Nebraska has access to the Missouri, which leads to the Mississippi, which leads to the ocean. None of these states are inaccessible by ocean fairing craft. Not one

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@CyberGu63859436 @jamesawhiite John Chapter 1 Verse 17 doesn’t exist? Damn dude, every bible I’ve ever held must have a misprint in it

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@CyberGu63859436 @jamesawhiite I don’t understand how this is supposed to refute what I said? The covenant (the law that came through Moses) is broken by the actions of the master chief (like how Jesus broke the Covenant of the Jews when he gave us the Grace and Truth)

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@HALOSHILL @ReactionaryLuma John 1:17 (the grace and truth of Jesus Christ) breaks the Covenant and stops the Flood, saving us from the “monument to all our sins”

Halo could not be an less subtle about being a Christian allegory

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@MelK_Ed Because it is a superior sport in every single way

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@Bricktop_NAFO They don’t look Indian or Pakistani enough to be from Britain

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@KyleTheige Julius at the 1, Ant is the 2, Ayo plays the 3 for some reason, Giannas at the 4, Rudy as the center. Bones is the 6th man, then it’s Hunter Biden, a Somali pirate, an actual Timberwolf from the upper peninsula of Michigan, and finally a warm can of Diet Coke for garbage time

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@yElff_ The problem with your supposition is that it’s not even remotely true

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@TheMiddleborne I reread the wheel of time series recently and the existence of the TV show made me mad at how good the books are only for *that* to be the thing most people will interact with

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@CBHeresy I think it genuinely depends on the kind of nicotine. I smoke cigars, and can stop smoking for months at a time and the only time I feel an urge for one is when I’m watching a sunset during a calm night and thinking, “damn, a cigar would enhance this moment”

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@benitokatolik Every ‘god’ of those days demanded child sacrifice. It’s why when Abraham is told he has to sacrifice Isaac, he’s just like “makes sense to me”

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@franklinavee #workonyourjumper

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@cosine_distance I could do the same thing in Fable 2, and I could move them into houses across the street from each other and giggle when they got into fights

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@wackiestcamper This is what happens when you tell people that it’s wrong for black criminals to go to jail.

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@gaydotlea Wow, three points across a surface, when not in a line, make a triangle. What a revolutionary concept! I wonder if there was a fourth point if it would make a different geometric shape? Perhaps some sort of quadrilateral?

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@iniemohk “Strueth! You rebels are a buncha roight cunts!”

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@Turbofurby @TheFreeSeaElf I don’t care what the split lips think, whether it be about the hinge heads, the gas suckers, or the dumb monkeys

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@DanBarreiroKFAN Jalen Brunson also wasn’t watching his coach sub in all the bench warmers and pull all the starters