Megan Knight

Passionately pursuing Jesus || Thankfully basking in authentic, transparent relationships || Joyfully living in freedom

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

Why do the women track athletes all have like 8 ft of hair? You could probably guarantee victory by wearing a swim cap

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

I appreciate NBC's inspirational commercials on how to become an Olympian but yeah it's a little too late for that

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Olympian: *breaks record*
Announcer: Wow! He started training at age 5, the same age his entire family died in a Hibachi fire accident

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Olympian: *does something amazing*
Announcer: Incredible! Hard to believe her father fell down a well 10 years ago

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

Got all inspired and decided to be Simone Biles when I grow up but then remembered I'm an adult and gymnasts my age are retired #crap

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

Post grad life update: I just bought flip flops at Walmart for $0.98, so all's well.

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

@Dory @tamermagru this made me think of you

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

He told me not to worry because it didn't ruin the blade. #great #wasntworried

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

Post grad life update: got the lawn mower stuck in the ditch. Then dad kicked my flip flop off the mower and ran it over. #shoeless

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

@amandalynn1210 I thought T Swift's "fakers gonna fake" line was actually "thinkers gonna think, think, think, think, think...." #nope

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

Post grad life update: Ninja smoothie maker broke. Made a smoothie in the normal blender. Normal blender broke.

No more smoothies.

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

Post grad life update: While I was babysitting today, a 2 yr old locked himself in his bedroom. #itscasual

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

@XplodingUnicorn @Sydthekid768

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

@YikYakApp @Sydthekid768 @emiLOLOLy YUSSSS

[relatable @byreIatable]

Mayweather is cool and all but july weather is by far the best

[Matt Hill @UNW_AD]

Congrats to Wil Maki - UMAC Conference Champ in 800m. #onlyafreshman #wheels

[UNW CC/T&F @unwcctf]

MEET UPDATE: Wil Maki (@iWILrun) becomes @umacathletics Conference Champion in the Men's 800M Dash with a time of 1:56.20! #UMACchamp

[Megan Knight @11meganknight]

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