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[lexie johnson @1216Lexiejoy]

*Maggie talking about me* "if you were Disney character, you'd be Dory"

[sam fischer @samfischer52]

I think this crappy 2020 started when Friends was taken off Netflix just sayin it’s been ALL downhill since

[b.b @benoobrown]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

[mads @maddywalterss_]

Your dog shouldn’t be allowed to get older while you’re away at college ugh

[nel yager @JanelYager9]

I could fuck with this weather year round.

[lexie johnson @1216Lexiejoy]

Today I forgot to wear contacts/glasses to work so causally I asked a man if he needed a high chair or booster for his bike helmet.. couldn’t see the look on his face but I’m sure it was priceless

[claire @bramflake]

YES American Eagle/Aerie with this campaign that features women of different illnesses, conditions, and disabilities. The rest of y’all better catch up!!!

[lexie johnson @1216Lexiejoy]

Drunk parents never fail to make me laugh

[lexie johnson @1216Lexiejoy]

My mom pantsed me in menards then looked at me and said “there was a cute boy walking by, I had to embarrass you”

[s🍴 @GrimmSeanna]

Not to get sappy but after all the terrible shit that happened in my life I’m so blessed rn and can’t wait until I don’t even think about my dark past and only look forward to my sunny future

[s🍴 @GrimmSeanna]

Y’all need to appreciate your servers in this goddamn heat. You’re complaining you’re hot and sweating while your server is sprinting around to tables on the verge of a heat stroke and you can’t even tip 20%

[lexie johnson @1216Lexiejoy]

Just looking for someone to love me the way Jordan loves Jordan #TheBachelorette

[Britney @britneybrz_]

Jughead Jones is a total babe