Malena

Me gusta el fútbol. Me gustas tú. ¿Qué voy a hacer? Je ne sais pas. IG: @12thLady

[Malena @12thLady]

#ligamxsecretsanta bringing me back to the platform.

Thanks for putting up with my delay, @thestraygoat.

And huge thanks to my SS! Can’t promise I won’t eat all this candy tonight.

Much love to @TheColorfulKit and the LigaMx fam!

[TSG @thestraygoat]

Considering how poorly the sports franchises I root for are doing.

Shoutout to my #ligamxsecretsanta for the gift. I can now also have my favorite sports franchises do poorly on PS5.

Also shoutout to @TheColorfulKit for continuing the tradition.

[Malena @12thLady]

Mentally mapping all the close out Bed Bath & Beyonds on the three hour route home from the game.

[Malena @12thLady]

@BLarsenAFC1886 If they break Saka, I SWEARTOGAAAWWWDDDDD

[Malena @12thLady]

How does one wear hats? Haven’t been out in so long, I forgot.

[Malena @12thLady]

4.5 months postpartum. 1 month preseason. Thanks @JustNateLoucks 💕

[Malena @12thLady]

Alright. Ready to go in. C’mon Arsenal!

[Malena @12thLady]

As I observe Peso Pluma wildin’ out on the socials, I’m thinking, “mijito, no andes gastando en chingaderas.” I’m his mom now.

[Malena @12thLady]

Waiting for the KidsBop Peso Pluma covers to drop, so I can bump ‘em in the parent pickup line.

[Malena @12thLady]

@Hec18 Thought you should know. $7.50 per hand-selected aguacate. https://t.co/gokdmCOBk4

[Malena @12thLady]

Forgot my hands-free pumping bra for pumping at the office. Managed 30 minutes of very productive work with one hand holding bottles and flanges to my boobs. Pumped 9 oz. THERE’S NOTHING I CAN’T DO. Also, family leave and postpartum care suck in this country.

[Malena @12thLady]

WTactualF. Kids getting murdered for being at school? shot for playing hide and seek? Can’t get the healthcare they need? How do we begin to fix this? It is depressing, demoralizing, frustrating. At such a loss. How do I keep my kids safe?

[Malena @12thLady]

I come on here regularly intending to share some silly or cute thing my kids did because they’re my whole life now, but every time I do, I read news of other kids who’ve been murdered or are having their lives threatened.

[Malena @12thLady]

Shithole country

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

This is an actual ad from the FBI.

[Malena @12thLady]

Girl, bye

[Brahm Resnik @brahmresnik]

“She feels misunderstood, and she would like to explain herself.” https://t.co/jPFYUrazbX

[Malena @12thLady]

🤣🤣🤣 But yes

[Malena @12thLady]

Two weeks postpartum and I have ankles again. Yesterday, I could tie my own shoes. More importantly, my baby is eating (food my body produces) and healthy. In awe of my body.

[Malena @12thLady]

@soccermusings Awesome, Alicia! To many more!

[Malena @12thLady]

@JeremiahOshan @NJEMurray Gotcha

[Malena @12thLady]

@Hec18 @Elidrums Wow! I need to get in on this cheese buying.