Megan Davis

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[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

Such a good #weekend

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

Food cart sales pitch... "Caesar The Day" I would make salads and tell people to #CarpeDiem

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

Some days I can't reconcile my #gay with my love of @ChickfilA but other days I get a chicken nuggets and #lemonade and kiss my lady

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

I have a woman in my life, her name is Teresa. The fact that I'm married to her is the best thing that has ever happened to me #GayMarriage

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

My #cat let me pet her for 45 seconds straight does this mean she might actually love me finally?#CatQuestions

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

My wife got a silk muumuu and I got a cashmere sweater @fatfancy for $42 bucks...

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

#PortlandBurgerWeek is starting tomorrow... I better buy some stretchy pants #beprepared #BurgersForLife #SpandexIsForWinners

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

My fave shampoo is for horses and my fave lotion is for cows, maybe I'm actually a fancy farm animal? #UtterButter #ManeAndTail #TreatYoSelf

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

@Purina are you discontinuing the Beyond GrainFree cat ocean whitefish food? Suddenly I have a hard time finding it!

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

Kitten would solve childhood obesity thru a mandatory "run from one end of the house to the other for no goddamn reason" Program #Kitten2016

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

If we had Kitten for president we could solve foreign policy issues with nose boops #Kitten2016

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context https://t.co/TMIaZrxDpb

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

I wanted to show T that I cared about her so I got her a deer antler and a playboy from the month she was born #ItWorked #married

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here's a frustrated pupper attempting to escape a pool of Frosted Flakes. 12/10

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

@WhiteHouse so listen, I love Obama, but this is a terrible graph, the stats are skewed and they didn't even need to be! #mathnerd

[Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz]

47 years ago I submitted my travel voucher reimbursement for my trip to the moon. #Apollo11

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

"I’m Hillary goddamn Clinton. I’m a political prodigy, have been since I was 16." #ImWithHer
https://t.co/Mh7KPpWRzS

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

@LastPassHelp it's back up for me thanks! Is there any way to view passwords offline? (If this happens again)

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

@LastPass @LastPassStatus @LastPassHelp When will your servers be back up?

[Megan Davis @12yellowpears]

Current mood: Ice cream for dinner #TOOHot #Melting #CurrentlyWearingASwimsuit